Most men 'don't wash hands in toilets'

Well, I should hope not.

Is anyone else playing D&D Online? So far it's an engaging fantasy game, with puzzles and storylines, not just mobs, but it's hidden by a ridiculously bad UI, click-real-fast combat crossed with the zany dice rolls of tabletop, and a flaky game client. Any thoughts?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Naked people!

1. Naked people are the only bird that can swim but not fly.
2. India tested its first nuclear naked people in 1974.
3. Olive oil was used for washing naked people in the ancient Mediterranean world!
4. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their naked people.
5. Naked people have a bifurcated ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to my birthday twin Godspiel!

Today I got carded getting a glass of sangria. Awesome.

What's an Amazon Rank? Here's the definition!

Does anyone have any publications they'd like to put out of business? I've got a story on a (no longer new) local gamestore that's been the kiss of death for 2 different papers. Rejection letter witchcraft for hire.

I keep a little bottle of scented linen spray next to the dryer.  I also have a spray bottle of water for when I forget about clothes in the dryer, I mean, when clothes come out wrinkled for some reason or another.

GUESS WHICH ONE I JUST SPRAYED ALL OVER THE SHEETS?

Last night I dreamed I was teaching The Sound And The Fury to an ESL class. I guess I have my own special brand of anxiety dream.

40,000

33,000 words done on my book. Still don't know if they're good words or not.