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[sagaciously]

The days are quickly becoming more and more unbearable. I fear I'm going to have to cut some stress out of my life fairly soon.

[Private: Unlockable to none] Or I could just cut up Avery. That would be nice.[/Private]

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[theonlysaneone]

Would that stress include a certain Gryffindor?

Private: Unlockable By Remus

[sagaciously]

I honestly don't know.

[pompous_prat]

Well that's what happens when you go and shag a Dirty Blood. And a Gryffindor. And you're Prefect! You should be upholding the Law of the Land in Slytherin. Setting an example to our young and altogether impressionable (and delicate) minds! Not prancing about with a Gryffindor. A Dirty one at that! Argh! You make me want to bang my head on a wall. Or your head on a wall. Or maybe both of our heads on a wall and we could start up a percussion group, maybe the latest trend, come one, come all, bang your heads together now, in unison.

I've bloody lost my mind.

And wait! I'm not speaking to you.

Though technically I'm not speaking to you, I am writing to you

[sagaciously]

... You wrote something. I just know you did.

[pompous_prat]

No I didn't. It wasn't me. It was my nefarious secret hidden twin. We keep him locked away in the Astronomy Tower, didn't you know? He does things without thinking. Says things without thinking. Bad twin.

Correction: Bad hand-why am I still writing to her?

I can hold out longer than this! I can, I can!

But...

But maybe if I just tell her it's an ink spill that'll be enough. Maybe I can get away with a 'Vance, my ink spilled, it's tainting your page like you have been tainted by the Dirty-Blood'.

I can't say that.

I can't say anything to her! Ah! Must remember! I can't cave now! Not so quickly!

Even though I sort of… no! No I am not talking to you!

I didn't write anything.

It was a figment of your imagination. It is a figment of your imagination. How do you know I wasn't just drawing with the ink? Making pretty ink spills...

Nooo mustn't ramble! I can't be quippy! It's useless!

Must cross it out!

[sagaciously]

... If you won't say anything then do stop trying then stopping your comments. You're taking up space.

[r_g_lestrange]

Too bad they do not allow house transfers. That would cut out a lot of stress for all of us. We would not have to see your traitorous face in the common room anymore. We all have stress. JUST DEAL!!!

[sagaciously]

Dealing. Any other demands you want to bark at me?

[r_g_lestrange]

There are a few I would like, but since I am a gentleman and more like I have no desire to lose any more points I will keep my opinions to myself.

[theonlysaneone]

That is no way to speak to a lady, Rodolphus. Perhaps I should take away some points for rudeness?