YES. i'm so sick of this pirates or ninjas stuff, they really aren't equatable "jobs" in that being a pirate really isn't a "job" so much as a lifestyle. and the best pirates only had bosses until they got sick of them and organized a mutiny.
now the reallllll question is how many pirates would it take to reclaim the planet from zombies? THAT'S an important question. this whole ninja thing is just people projecting a bunch of bullshit assumptions on to something they know zilch about and it frequently turns into a blatantly racist (and always annoying) conversation.
That would depend entirely upon how they became zombies, the strength, features and number of those zombies in comparison to the pirates and what resources the pirates had. I think we should start telling FEMA to prepare for this one. it will be big when it happens, and I will need a saber and a lot of rum (provided I am not enjoying blood and brains while sporting green skin and crazy-eyes).
you already know very well that i'm a believer in the "human rabies"/sonambulus (viral model) of zombie. as such, when the initial and inevitably inaccurate media reports start to come out i full expect you to react promptly and not become a zombie. in the even that we're dealing with romero style zombies who are actually a metaphor for the working class (and this is SO not going to happen) please feel free to devour the flesh of the owning class and reclaim the means of production.
i'm not sure rum is the best idea, but a ship seems in order. i suppose once we're all safely on a ship and we've inspected everyone for bites and/or all gone through a quarantine period then we can have a party. once we sleep off the hangover we'll all need fencing lessons to reclaim the planet and round up survivors.
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i'm so sick of this pirates or ninjas stuff, they really aren't equatable "jobs" in that being a pirate really isn't a "job" so much as a lifestyle. and the best pirates only had bosses until they got sick of them and organized a mutiny.
now the reallllll question is how many pirates would it take to reclaim the planet from zombies? THAT'S an important question. this whole ninja thing is just people projecting a bunch of bullshit assumptions on to something they know zilch about and it frequently turns into a blatantly racist (and always annoying) conversation.
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in the even that we're dealing with romero style zombies who are actually a metaphor for the working class (and this is SO not going to happen) please feel free to devour the flesh of the owning class and reclaim the means of production.
i'm not sure rum is the best idea, but a ship seems in order. i suppose once we're all safely on a ship and we've inspected everyone for bites and/or all gone through a quarantine period then we can have a party. once we sleep off the hangover we'll all need fencing lessons to reclaim the planet and round up survivors.
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fema? that's crazy talk.
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