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[sagebot]

TODAY I WENT TO SEATTLE AND HUNG OUT WITH MY BFFL ALITHEA.

i lost my pho virginity to alithea and joshua at than brothers on broadway
then i made peppermint bark with alithea.
i got free tupperware out of the deal.

im going to flor-i-duh on friday to try and make out with mickey mouse.

also, i eat weiners.

Comments

[yeschewing]

I thought you ate Heebs.

[ruddiger]

I hope those are kosher.

[thesuburbs]

I popped both my mom's and my brother's pho cherries.
eew.

Let me know next time you're in town. I haven't seen you in 4-ever!

[boredboring]

how the fuck could you be on Broadway and not see me? I live 3 blocks away!

love you, next time call:

206-568-7567