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[sagelea]

Draco, Blaise, it is extremely important that we do something about Pansy. She can not keep running after that Weasley brother asking about those twins! Now, I have no clue what we can do to stop this absurd behaviour of hers, but I believe that either of you two will have an ingenious idea about what we can do. She is worrying me very much

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[abitskeptical]

You're part siren! Of co- Although I suppose it couldn't hurt, really...
Well...
I guess that'd be fine.
Why

[sagelea]

You guess? Will be an inconvenience to meet me?

[abitskeptical]

Er, No, I was just, er, worried about going anywhere with people who aren't fully human trying not to sound too eager?.

[sagelea]

By all means, darling, sound eager if that is what you are feeling.

[slanting_eyes]

Pet, give a guy a chance to get back on his feet. Pansy's a handful on the best of days.

And let the hapless huffies be.

[sagelea]

That's why I was asked Draco for help, too. I know you are not feeling the best right now, but I can not take anymore of her talking about them. It is to the point where I am about to pull my hair out!

But they are so much fun to play with.

[slanting_eyes]

Draco is busy, pet. You'll have to put a leash on Pansy yourself. Or a silencing charm. Or both. Thankfully, she's wary of cathing whatever's got me down this time, so I've had some peace from her twin ramblings.

I shall never learn to understand your odd little ventures.

[sagelea]

Then there is also the little fact that you do not have to sleep in the same room with her. I am lacking proper sleep because of this obsession, Blaise, and you know what happens when I do not get my beauty sleep.

He is not being very cooperative still, but I am confident that it will work out best in the end. It is almost time that I find a new project.

[silverfringe]

I'm not entirely sure it's the twins alone who she's after anymore. Clearly, we overestimated her regard for aesthetics. In any case, you know as well as I that once she has her mind so stubbornly fixated on something, it's a hopeless task to try and dissuade her. Perhaps if we locked her and the Weasley in a room for a few hours, they might resolve a few things.

[slanting_eyes]

Which Weasley, exactly?

[silverfringe]

Which do you think?

Though, you know, Potter may be one sidekick short if we lock her in with the Weasel, and wouldn't that be convenient.

[slanting_eyes]

There are so many to chose from.

That might just terrify the Weasel to death. Wouldn't that be convenient.

[so_indie]

What's so wrong with Parkinson liking my brothers?

[pansydarling]

I am really not sure, but apparently, it's a sin highly frowned on for Slytherins.

[silverfringe]

Now, I certainly never said that.

[pansydarling]

Oh, honestly children. Just because I have an infatuation with those red-headed twins does not mean I have a problem. If we want to talk about something that needs to be fixed, why don't we discuss Draco's habit of shagging Scarhead, or Blaise drooling after girl-Weasel, or maybe, You, darling, seducing a hufflepuff. Let me say something: Back Off. A mere infatuation is a piece of cake compared to an unhappy Pansy.

[sagelea]

My explots have nothing to do with this considering we all know that they never mean anything to me and they are a part of who I am, Pansy. If I want to seduce a hufflepuff for sexual reasons then that is my business, but that does not mean I am going to become emotionally attached to them and fawn all over them.

[pansydarling]

And I am being looked down on for wanting double the pleasure? Like I am actually being serious. I find them very funny, but I am not emotionally attached to them either. I've no problem with you seducing the hufflepuff so why do you have a problem with me wanting to seduce the twins?