Wake up and smell...

[sageofgodalming]

I see that Starbucks have wisely abandoned their claim that the stuff in their cups is coffee.

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[joyliveshere]

This quote struck me as odd:

Starbucks said that in the future "it's possible we'll have other products with our name on it and no coffee in it".

Uh, like TEA and HOT CHOCOLATE and PASTRIES and al the other stuff they already sell at Starbucks?

And if they really want their logo to more accurately reflect what they sell, they could just add a slogan like "Ridiculously Overpriced Beverages" or "When you're desperate for caffeine."

[sageofgodalming]

I'd recommend "Smoked cat litter."