Video games.
It's come to my attention that in other worlds/dimensions/etc. people indulge in these interactive "electronic video games" modeled after the events of, well, my life. Or at least, those parts of my life that involve the man (or maybe men, I should say) known as Snake.
And, shit, let's not forget all of the action figures and other merchandise accompanying these games. *smears a gloved hand across his face*
What's more is that I'm obviously not the only one. Does anyone in the same "video game" situation find this goddamn eerie?
And more importantly, how the hell do they keep tapping my phone calls?
And, shit, let's not forget all of the action figures and other merchandise accompanying these games. *smears a gloved hand across his face*
What's more is that I'm obviously not the only one. Does anyone in the same "video game" situation find this goddamn eerie?
And more importantly, how the hell do they keep tapping my phone calls?