Zetta, I can see your Castle from my Van...

Aug 20, 2005 19:38

So Zetta finally showed up. Maybe he thinks being fashionably late is "bad-ass," but he's wrong! That's a chick thing!! What's the matter, Zetta, you turning into a chick book? Are you a trashy romance novel full of sappy girl talk and shirt rippings? Is that why you barely face me at after I go through all the trouble of stalking hunting you down?!

What could be more important than the rivalry between life-long nemeses?

So you're weak and pathetic now... all the more reason to go out with a bang! You know I'll give you to the death you deserve. Your life can't be worth living at this point. You don't even have any arms!

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While I'm here I might as well ask something to the rest of you. So I hear there's a 'no-violence' field, but it can be got around if both people want to fight? Is that right? Is there some special fighting back alley somewhere for it?

I'm also considering other options for owning Zetta that might be okay with the barrier. It's hard though. There's shots, but can a book even get wasted... or just soggy? You can't play russian roulette against a book, or rochambeau or have a DDR showdown... what's even left?!

Stupid, stupid Zetta! Why'd you hafta lose your body?! Do you have any idea how it's complicating things?
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