What the hell does the universe/multiverse have against Gospel?

[forte_]

What is it with all these alternate universe and timelines where either Gospel never existed, gets scrapped, is fucking insane, or is some freaky virus thing.

Are there any universes other than mine where Gospel isn't screwed up in some way?

What the hell is the multiverse's problem with my support unit? And who do I need to shoot to fix it?