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Dick the Cat runs in with as much dignity as he possibly can.
"Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! One of my crazy delusional women did this to me, just because I won't give her my toy... this is HUMILIATING! And a crime against all cats everywhere! I am not a cow-cat for Garfield's sake! Will someone please take this OFF me?"
"Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! One of my crazy delusional women did this to me, just because I won't give her my toy... this is HUMILIATING! And a crime against all cats everywhere! I am not a cow-cat for Garfield's sake! Will someone please take this OFF me?"