A tradgedy!
*The Tick bounds into the Nexus once more, holding a single lavender sock. (The lavender color that you get when a guy washes his whites with colors.) He looks at the sock mournfully before gazing out into the Nexus.*
My Fellow Advice giving peace loving Nexus type people! It is I, once more, The TICK! And I have come to you with a most grevious and earnest question.
*he looks at the sock again, before continuing to speak*
I was going about my daily routine of fighting evil by doing my laundry. For after all you can't fight evil with dirty undewear. No, my friends fighting evil with dirty underwear is almost as evil as the evildoers themselves. Let yourself not stink up the world with dirty underwear and socks my friends! I beg you!
But I digress, my clothes were retrived all nice and snuggly warm from the dryer where upon I discover when doing the awesome, if slightly boring, task of folding that I was missing a sock!
This is not the first time it has happened. No! Many times before I've found myself bereft of a sock. One sock has gone alone, cold into the sock drawer with out its mate!
*he shakes the sock in his hand towards the nexities*
Tell me good people of the Nexus, Where has my sock gone?! Why is it missing? Doesn't it care about it's friend?
Think about your cold feet! All the children with their cold foot because their sock has gone missing and answer me this question!
*Breaks into sobs*
My Fellow Advice giving peace loving Nexus type people! It is I, once more, The TICK! And I have come to you with a most grevious and earnest question.
*he looks at the sock again, before continuing to speak*
I was going about my daily routine of fighting evil by doing my laundry. For after all you can't fight evil with dirty undewear. No, my friends fighting evil with dirty underwear is almost as evil as the evildoers themselves. Let yourself not stink up the world with dirty underwear and socks my friends! I beg you!
But I digress, my clothes were retrived all nice and snuggly warm from the dryer where upon I discover when doing the awesome, if slightly boring, task of folding that I was missing a sock!
This is not the first time it has happened. No! Many times before I've found myself bereft of a sock. One sock has gone alone, cold into the sock drawer with out its mate!
*he shakes the sock in his hand towards the nexities*
Tell me good people of the Nexus, Where has my sock gone?! Why is it missing? Doesn't it care about it's friend?
Think about your cold feet! All the children with their cold foot because their sock has gone missing and answer me this question!
*Breaks into sobs*