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Somewhere over the Nexus, a portal opens...and out falls a very large, white bear. And unfortunately, as bears lack wings and/or anti-grav devices, this particular one suddenly finds itself under the cruel influence of gravity, harsh mistress that she is...
Bear? Meet ground.
The resounding CLANG echoes off any nearby structures...and for a long moment, the bear simply remains in a furry heap in front of the sign.
"...ow."
Slowly, the bear gets to its feet and then...transforms. Parts turning, shifting and twisting, the creature stands up on its back legs and reconfigures itself into a twenty foot tall robot with white, light blue and black armor, the bear parts becoming furry trim over his shoulders, back, arms and legs. Blue optics gaze up at the nearby sign.
"Has anyone seen a hot femme?" A pause. The gears click back into place. "Wait, let me rephrase that... Has anyone seen MY hot femme? She's primarily silver. Turns into a bat, carries a rocket launcher. Anyone?"
Another pause and a thoughtful look. "Also, does anyone here with a lot of hair, or anyone with a pet with a lot of fur, have any suggestions on how to keep after shedding issues? If I wore clothes, I'd have to throw out every dark piece of cloth in my non-existent wardrobe."
Bear? Meet ground.
The resounding CLANG echoes off any nearby structures...and for a long moment, the bear simply remains in a furry heap in front of the sign.
"...ow."
Slowly, the bear gets to its feet and then...transforms. Parts turning, shifting and twisting, the creature stands up on its back legs and reconfigures itself into a twenty foot tall robot with white, light blue and black armor, the bear parts becoming furry trim over his shoulders, back, arms and legs. Blue optics gaze up at the nearby sign.
"Has anyone seen a hot femme?" A pause. The gears click back into place. "Wait, let me rephrase that... Has anyone seen MY hot femme? She's primarily silver. Turns into a bat, carries a rocket launcher. Anyone?"
Another pause and a thoughtful look. "Also, does anyone here with a lot of hair, or anyone with a pet with a lot of fur, have any suggestions on how to keep after shedding issues? If I wore clothes, I'd have to throw out every dark piece of cloth in my non-existent wardrobe."