The Regent of Cybertron Is Here!
Breaking away from his snarkfest flamewar discussion with a certain ursine Autobot medic, Shockwave walks a short distance away. While some might be familiar with him as a futuristic gun, this Shockwave has a car alternate mode, which is well polished though boasting a few stray white hairs he was unable to brush away. He stands tall, glances around, then speaks.
"Attention, all who inhabit this place! I am Shockwave, Lord Regent of Cybertron, rightful second in command of the Decepticon Army, Duke of Kaon, Leader of its Peoples, and frequent contributor to intelligent online periodicals. I now stand before you. I entreat you to hold off the inevitable celebrations. I have been encouraged to ask a question and so, a question I shall indeed ask."
He pauses, purely for dramatic effect. "Have any of you seen a young human with red hair, possessed of magical powers, perhaps in the company of a vampire slayer? She is my destiny, and I must find her!"
He stops again, this time a little more awkwardly. "Also, none of you find the idea of an eons old robot hooking up with a woman just out of high school weird, do you?" He says nothing about the far more obvious size and species difference. The course of true love never did run smooth.
"Attention, all who inhabit this place! I am Shockwave, Lord Regent of Cybertron, rightful second in command of the Decepticon Army, Duke of Kaon, Leader of its Peoples, and frequent contributor to intelligent online periodicals. I now stand before you. I entreat you to hold off the inevitable celebrations. I have been encouraged to ask a question and so, a question I shall indeed ask."
He pauses, purely for dramatic effect. "Have any of you seen a young human with red hair, possessed of magical powers, perhaps in the company of a vampire slayer? She is my destiny, and I must find her!"
He stops again, this time a little more awkwardly. "Also, none of you find the idea of an eons old robot hooking up with a woman just out of high school weird, do you?" He says nothing about the far more obvious size and species difference. The course of true love never did run smooth.