Enter the Lazy Turk
A redheaded man walks into the Nexus, completely oblivious that he's anywhere different from two minutes before. Then the Turk notices the lack of a somewhat friendly presence at his side. He glances around frantically for a moment looking for his missing partner, and only after the confusion of 'where did she go?' set in did he notice the Nexus.
He promptly started asking questions, despite not having noticed the sign yet. "Oh, great. Now what? Where the hell am I? Not another warp, damnit! You know what... This is all her fault! Everything is always all her fault! Tch! Now what the hell am I supposed to do?"
He says all this while throwing his arms around and spinning in circles, glancing around at all the unfamiliar sights. Suddenly he stops and his body slumps in defeat. "I miss the good ol' days when Rude was around to fix everything." Sigh.
He promptly started asking questions, despite not having noticed the sign yet. "Oh, great. Now what? Where the hell am I? Not another warp, damnit! You know what... This is all her fault! Everything is always all her fault! Tch! Now what the hell am I supposed to do?"
He says all this while throwing his arms around and spinning in circles, glancing around at all the unfamiliar sights. Suddenly he stops and his body slumps in defeat. "I miss the good ol' days when Rude was around to fix everything." Sigh.