Apr 28, 2009 10:21
"Garbage for all! Meerrry Christmas!" A large mech of various shades of orange enters the Nexus, gleefully tossing trash everywhere as he beams from behind a massive fake Santa Clause beard. There is a human size Santa hat on one antennae at the side of his helmet.
"Wait, Wreck-Gar. Stop!" Optimus hurries after him, a small white femme at the Autobot leader's heels. "You don't throw garbage all over the city! You pick it up and take it to the barges on the river!"
The garbage flinger stops, a curious expression on his face. Then he stands tall.
"I am Wreck-Gar! I am a hero! And I will pick up the garbage and take it to the barges on the river! Meerrry Christmas!"
He scoots back the way they came, and it's only then that Optimus notices where they are. Sighing, the truck-former walks over and collapses onto a couch as the white femme closes the door they came through and then comes back to him.
"What's the strangest thing you've ever had happen to you?" asks Optimus as he carefully helps her up onto the couch beside him and then puts an absent arm around her. "And was it stranger than being trapped in a virtual reality world where you seem to be human?"