Hi I'm a sexy, slim New Mexico single Latina and I love to PARTY. I like swimming, chillin wit my friends, I pretty much have fun no matter WHERE I go! If UR feelin' my profile, then hit me up. NO SCRUBZ PLZ~~~~!!!

Fine then jerks! You aren't hearing from me for a long ass time! Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but SOMEDAY, and it won't be too long, you're gonna miss my genius entries!!!

Here's a fun fact: Nothing pisses me off more than being ignored! Like, did you know I'm an 11 year old Jewish child in that way ( Read more... )

Camping:

$20 for food. This is assuming we're still buying $300 of groceries for 20 people, which I doubt, so probably less. Leaving Saturday morning.

Bring your own:

• Steaks (We bought groceries like beef and chicken and all kinds of shit, but we aren't buying you fucking STEAK.)
  
• Alcohol (homo)
  
• Chairs (Darth Vader ( Read more... )

I am here to tell each and every one of you that me getting all misty eyed whenever I listen to the Final Fantasy VIII soundtrack does not make me ANY less of a man, no matter WHAT stupid Dan says! I am posting this here publicly to show that I AM NOT ASHAMED, and that any girl would be DAMN LUCKY TO HAVE ME ALRIGHT!?!??!

Boooris: I PUT MY HAND IN DUBOIS'S SPERM LAST NIGHT
Boooris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

I don't feel like typing a lot...

This is gay.

This was a terrible idea

tee hee!

http://www.hawt.net/viewvideo.php?id=43

If you are reading this, then YOU are a cool b0I!