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sahmcarter

First Clingfilm Fic

Jun 05, 2006 15:27

Worlds Collide: Walter. Costco. Clingfilm

"Unauthorized late activation!" Ex-Chief Master Sergeant Walter Harriman's voice crackled throughout the CWC. Despite the fact that for years he'd been the harbinger of unexpected Costco customer activity, it always sounded as if it were the first time. Walter is a serious man with a weighty function at the ( Read more... )

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majorsamfan June 5 2006, 19:47:31 UTC

Ooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. I think, perhaps, I'll just make a little phone call. Hold on. *dials 4-1-1*

*waits*

*whispers into phone, "Give me the number of the nearest mental facility A-SAP!"*

*presses one to be connected immediately*

*explains the situation to advice nurse and when met with reluctance, whispers hoarsely, "You don't understand! She's nuts! crazy! Three fries short of a happy meal...WHACKO!!!!"*

*waits outside for ambulance*

*screams, "No! No! Not me, you shrubs! It's her! I'm perfectly SANE!" as they haul me away to the cracker factory*

:D sahmcarter June 5 2006, 20:25:17 UTC

Yes, and you'll NOT get a straightjacket, missy. The Priory has minions in every corner. Clingfilm for this one!!!!

For medical reasons, of course!

Re: :D majorsamfan June 5 2006, 22:26:06 UTC

All I can think of is this old episode of either Dragnet, Emergency! or Adam-12 - same guy behind the helm, Jack Webb - where this woman had wrapped herself in "clingfilm" before going out jogging (with a jogging suit on over the wrap) because she had heard they did that at health spas (read, "fat farms"). But she passed out from her body retaining all that heat.

Re: :D sahmcarter June 6 2006, 01:31:19 UTC

I remember that! They actually used to do that, wrap themselves in Saran Wrap. Kaa-RAZY!

Randolph Mantooth. Diet lady. Clingfilm. coming to an LJ near you....

mua ha ha

designgeek June 5 2006, 21:07:49 UTC

*chuckles*

*goes to check pantry*

*chuckles some more*

tiny tiny clingfilm sahmcarter June 5 2006, 21:27:45 UTC

Did your ants take your clingfilm, Ses? I'll happily send you some of mine....in fact I'll offer to wrap annoying relations and/or clients in clingfilm on your behalf...just one of my many services as Mistress of Clingfilm

Re: tiny tiny clingfilm designgeek June 5 2006, 22:51:22 UTC

1-800-CLINGFILM ??

Re: tiny tiny clingfilm sahmcarter June 5 2006, 23:56:47 UTC

HAHA I love it, yes!

egeria_uk June 6 2006, 01:24:02 UTC

Fantastic!!! I love it! You are so clever (and funny btw). :-D

thanks, matey sahmcarter June 6 2006, 01:28:58 UTC

you left off INSANE, though....

I forgot to nick a couple of your clingfilm icons, where are my priorities!

Re: thanks, matey egeria_uk June 6 2006, 01:33:35 UTC

You're not insane...well not to me anyway, but that's not saying much. The world needs more clingfilm!!!

yasureubetcha June 7 2006, 03:28:23 UTC

ROFL! Love it. :D

aww thanks sahmcarter June 7 2006, 11:21:48 UTC

how are you, BTW??

Thought of you today! :D yasureubetcha June 8 2006, 03:31:19 UTC

I'm doing well. You?

Hehe, I made cookies to bring to church tonight, and put them on plates all wrapped up in clingfilm. Except that when I left, I found out that one must've slipped out beforehand, because it was sitting there beside the seat. I couldn't help thinking that you or Egeria with your mad clingfilm skillz would never have let such a thing happen. :p

Re: Thought of you today! :D sahmcarter June 8 2006, 11:29:21 UTC

Ah, clingfilm grasshoppah, there is much hope for you!!! :D