Comments | saidge: The ONE time she listens to me!!!

saidge

The ONE time she listens to me!!!

Mar 07, 2006 11:07

So, I've been sicker than hell the last couple of days and I've been warning madyson (who is set to be a flower girl one week from this coming Saturday) to stay away from me and obsessively wash her hands and use hand sanitizer so she doesn't catch my cold ( Read more... )

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heike6 March 7 2006, 19:26:30 UTC

This story cracked me up!!

Of course it did... saidge March 11 2006, 04:31:11 UTC

You're as much of a germ-freak as my mother. ;-)

It is THIS which caused me to develop a phobia of swallowing farts and burps and covering my food and drinks until the particles of the gaseous air has been sufficiently dispersed as to not have as much of it make it into my mouth. So STOP laughing at me! Or I will laugh at Misty when SHE starts covering her dog food and water bowl when you have natural bodily funcitons. :-P

james9347 March 10 2006, 23:21:34 UTC

Glad you didn't tell what I put in my mouth... J/K. I think I am getting sick too! That or its my enlarged optical nerve setting off a chain reaction of chemicals in my body that will only result in my slow death!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH... HAPPY PLACE HAPPY PLACE HAPPY PLACE HAPPY PLACE!!!

You mean your enlarged paranoia nerve???? saidge March 11 2006, 04:28:10 UTC

I think you are giving so much energy to all of your paranoia that you are shaping your reality to include these things. I swear I am going to buy you that book "1000 things for paranoid people to worry about." What the hell, if you're going to be paraonoid about SOMETHING at ALL times anyway, I may as well give you many many choices so that I don't get bored listening to the same ones. Did I mention I love your delusional paranoid ass???? It makes me feel reasonable when I over-react to things.

Re: You mean your enlarged paranoia nerve???? james9347 March 13 2006, 00:36:15 UTC

I hope you are still so chipper when I am blind! asshole! I love you too:)