You know that story about the kid who wanted to buy his mom Christmas shoes because she was sick and she might meet Jesus on Christmas Eve ( Read more... )

This was posted on a yahoo group I'm on and I loved it... those of you with children living in the electronics generation will appreciate this ( Read more... )

I figure I have to have put at least 9 of them in so far, so I'm starting with 10.

* When working on the sink water pipes under the cabinet, never leave a six pack of paper towels in that cabinet for at least 24 hours.

You know what's really respectful? When your boyfriend's ex-wife has met you and hung out with you, and then even after your boyfriend has made it clear he does NOT want a friendship with her, she still sends a Christmas card to your boyfriend and his dog, and isn't even considerate enough to add you. Isn't that sweet? As if I'm going to put ( Read more... )

I thought I was being real thrifty when I came to work with one of the kids' spaghettio's and meatballs cans... until I went to open it and realized having a can, a bowl, a microwave and a spoon isn't quite enough to eat a can (CAN being the operative word here) of spaghettio's. Feeling quite like the idiot I so often am, I asked someone if they ( Read more... )

This is an old quote I saved in my email back in late September or so and just came across it while cleaning out my emails. I still like it quite a bit. It was on Mario Jenkins' Officer Down page and I found it particuarly relevant to some very arrogant posts by other people, making generalizations about certain professions when they in fact don' ( Read more... )

I can't believe it. No sooner do I post about the absurdity that is PEZ, and now there are mongo-sized Pez-dispensers at Albertson's. WHO TOLD?! C'mon... show your face ( Read more... )

What happened to our kids??? I used to love decorating the Christmas tree!! Even when my parents started having problems and the divorce took control of our lives, I did all the decorating myself... now it's like I'm asking the kids to scrub the floor or something. I am literally chasing them around trying to get them to finish putting up the ( Read more... )

Another fabulous movie!! I haven't seen the play, and the title and commercials don't give you a clue as to what the story is about... but wow, I liked it... a lot ( Read more... )

I went to eat lunch with James and a friend of his from work at Chilis... in this particular Chili's, the booth seats are really low compared to the tables... we sit like kids... so I went to get a sip of my soda but I the straw went up my nose instead of in my mouth... and if that wasn't embarassing enough, when I pulled back suddenly, the straw ( Read more... )