DRABBLE ALERT
Title: Caught in a Bad Romance
Rating: PG-13ish
Pairing: supposed to be Jun/Sho
Genre: drabble
Disclaimer: I guess Johnny’s technically owns Arashi, huh? Not me.
Note: for "The Tease" post at arashi_kinks. Prompt was Sho/Jun and Lady Gaga. I feel as thought I should apologize for this piece of work. Also, 300 words is not enough.
“Aiba… what are you wearing?”
The idol touched the sunglasses on his face and smiled widely at his group members waiting in the dressing room.
“Aren’t they cool?”
“…Why?” Nino asked with a scoff.
“I saw them on TV! They’re the new fad in America, I think…” Aiba beamed, adjusting the glasses that had four dark lenses, two in front of the actor’s eyes and two angled to the side, level with his hairline.
“You’re kidding, right? You saw them on TV, so you think…”
“Eh. He’s sort of accurate,” Sho broke in, looking up from his newspaper. “Although I don’t think people really wear them…”
Aiba and Ohno just blinked at him (Nino was already fiddling with his DS), so the rapper elaborated. “It’s the signature look of a popular singer… Her music videos are crazy… killing people, drugs, prison… naked women.”
Across from him, Aiba looked more interested, but before he could ask for further details, Jun broke in with a bright grin.
“Ah…I’ve heard of her…” His face was still scrunched up when he eventually answered “Lady Gaga?”
Sho smiled and nodded. He was pretty sure he was the only one that followed music outside of Japan (substantially anyway), but occasionally Jun surprised him.
“Ah, there’s a song I like…” Jun pulled out his Ipod and scrolled through his music library. “Yeah, Poker Face.“ He once said the name with heavy Japanese tone, and then turned back to Sho and sang playfully, “I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got,” along with a hand running up his hips to show that he actually knew what he was saying.
Sho blushed but replied, “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick,” in English with a deadpan expression.
Jun’s eyes narrowed and he licked his lips slowly.
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Title: Mr. Ducky
Rating: PG-13ish
Pairing: supposed to be OT5
Genre: drabble
Disclaimer: I guess Johnny’s technically owns Arashi, huh? Not me.
Note: for "The Tease" post at arashi_kinks. Prompt was OT5 and rubber duckie. I'm sorry this turned out more silly than sexy... both of them. Also, 300 words is not enough.
“HOThothothothothothothot….” Sho let out as he let his body slip into the boiling water. The rest of the group watched him in amusement, already used to the temperature.
It was quite for a second, but eventually all the idols turned to Aiba when he reached towards his towel, which was embroidered with the bathhouse emblem.
Nino slapped his hand to his forehead. “Aiba, why did you bring that?”
“Mr. Ducky wants to go to an Onsen too, don’t you Mr. Ducky?” Aiba asked the yellow piece of plastic in his hand. “Yes, Aiba-chan, thanks for taking me!” the same idol replied in a higher pitched voice, tilting the toy back and forth in an action that was supposed to represent talking.
Sighing again, Nino asked with an edge of annoyance, “Will you please put that thing away?”
Aiba’s eyes turned to Ohno, who had just climbed up to sit on the edge of the tub to cool off, and slowly drifted through the water towards him. “Leader will let me stay, won’t you Leader?” he asked in the duck voice.
Ohno smiled his wrinkly eyed smile and patted the rubber duck gently on the head.
“Sure.”
“Mr. Ducky wants to sit on Leader’s lap.”
There was a gentle sound of splashing water and all three of the other idols were watching for lack of any other entertainment.
“Mr. Ducky shouldn’t be touching Leader there,” Nino said warningly with narrowed eyes.
Aiba looked offended. “It’s not my fault Mr. Ducky likes Oh-chan’s penis!”
Jun moved closer, sitting next to Ohno on the edge of the bath, and folded his arms at Aiba, giving him a glare.
“Fine. Mr. Ducky will sit on Jun-kun’s lap.” Aiba moved the toy abruptly and Jun jumped in surprise.
“Look Mr. Ducky! It’s getting bigger!”
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Title: Crutches
Rating: PG-13ish
Pairing: Jun/Ohno
Genre: drabble
Disclaimer: I guess Johnny’s technically owns Arashi, huh? Not me.
Note: for "The Tease" post at arashi_kinks. Prompt was Ohno/??? and crutches. I felt inspired to write something more sexy than silly after reading some of the other submissions, so this one is in a little different style.
“You shouldn’t have come to work today. You’re on crutches for crissakes.”
A low chuckle before, “It’s just a sprain, Jun. You worry too much.”
“You should go home and rest.”
A pause.
“…But you won’t be coming with me, right?”
“I have-“
Then a startled breath.
“Don’t touch me there with that, Leader. I bet the bottoms of those things are filthy.”
“They’re quite convenient, I think. Look, I can reach you from all the way over here!”
“Stop!” Flustered, pushing the crutch away from him, but it was back a second later.
“Are you getting hard, Jun?"
A swallow.
"I’ve been on my back most of the day today and you know what I think about when I'm bored like that, right? Especially when everyone who sees me forces me to lay down…”
Closed eyes, adverted gaze, quick breathing, and trying not to fall into Ohno’s trap.
“…That’s right. When I wanted to stand up to get a drink about an hour ago, Nino pinned my hands above my head and forced me back on the couch. He sat on me for five minutes until I promised him I wouldn’t do it again. But you know what I was thinking about the whole time, right? Even though you weren’t there.”
“Leader, stop it.” Tried to push the thing away again, but he was hard with his jealously at Nino and the leg of the crutch softly poking him through his jeans and Ohno’s conversational implications.
Finally tore it out of Leader’s grip and dropped it to the floor, pinning the older man to the couch himself.
Hot mouths, gasping, and Jun trying to make Ohno regret that he’d even started the conversation.
“I guess I’m going to have to be the one to take you home, then?”
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A/N: Not-betaed because Ohno wasn't in it enough because I didn't think it was particularly worth it, sorry. Let me know if there are any bad mistakes. Also... the first two both kind of turned out to be in the same vein with Aiba being silly and they're not really sexy at all. So I apologize for that too. DX
Rating: PG-13ish
Pairing: supposed to be Jun/Sho
Genre: drabble
Disclaimer: I guess Johnny’s technically owns Arashi, huh? Not me.
Note: for "The Tease" post at arashi_kinks. Prompt was Sho/Jun and Lady Gaga. I feel as thought I should apologize for this piece of work. Also, 300 words is not enough.
“Aiba… what are you wearing?”
The idol touched the sunglasses on his face and smiled widely at his group members waiting in the dressing room.
“Aren’t they cool?”
“…Why?” Nino asked with a scoff.
“I saw them on TV! They’re the new fad in America, I think…” Aiba beamed, adjusting the glasses that had four dark lenses, two in front of the actor’s eyes and two angled to the side, level with his hairline.
“You’re kidding, right? You saw them on TV, so you think…”
“Eh. He’s sort of accurate,” Sho broke in, looking up from his newspaper. “Although I don’t think people really wear them…”
Aiba and Ohno just blinked at him (Nino was already fiddling with his DS), so the rapper elaborated. “It’s the signature look of a popular singer… Her music videos are crazy… killing people, drugs, prison… naked women.”
Across from him, Aiba looked more interested, but before he could ask for further details, Jun broke in with a bright grin.
“Ah…I’ve heard of her…” His face was still scrunched up when he eventually answered “Lady Gaga?”
Sho smiled and nodded. He was pretty sure he was the only one that followed music outside of Japan (substantially anyway), but occasionally Jun surprised him.
“Ah, there’s a song I like…” Jun pulled out his Ipod and scrolled through his music library. “Yeah, Poker Face.“ He once said the name with heavy Japanese tone, and then turned back to Sho and sang playfully, “I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got,” along with a hand running up his hips to show that he actually knew what he was saying.
Sho blushed but replied, “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick,” in English with a deadpan expression.
Jun’s eyes narrowed and he licked his lips slowly.
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Title: Mr. Ducky
Rating: PG-13ish
Pairing: supposed to be OT5
Genre: drabble
Disclaimer: I guess Johnny’s technically owns Arashi, huh? Not me.
Note: for "The Tease" post at arashi_kinks. Prompt was OT5 and rubber duckie. I'm sorry this turned out more silly than sexy... both of them. Also, 300 words is not enough.
“HOThothothothothothothot….” Sho let out as he let his body slip into the boiling water. The rest of the group watched him in amusement, already used to the temperature.
It was quite for a second, but eventually all the idols turned to Aiba when he reached towards his towel, which was embroidered with the bathhouse emblem.
Nino slapped his hand to his forehead. “Aiba, why did you bring that?”
“Mr. Ducky wants to go to an Onsen too, don’t you Mr. Ducky?” Aiba asked the yellow piece of plastic in his hand. “Yes, Aiba-chan, thanks for taking me!” the same idol replied in a higher pitched voice, tilting the toy back and forth in an action that was supposed to represent talking.
Sighing again, Nino asked with an edge of annoyance, “Will you please put that thing away?”
Aiba’s eyes turned to Ohno, who had just climbed up to sit on the edge of the tub to cool off, and slowly drifted through the water towards him. “Leader will let me stay, won’t you Leader?” he asked in the duck voice.
Ohno smiled his wrinkly eyed smile and patted the rubber duck gently on the head.
“Sure.”
“Mr. Ducky wants to sit on Leader’s lap.”
There was a gentle sound of splashing water and all three of the other idols were watching for lack of any other entertainment.
“Mr. Ducky shouldn’t be touching Leader there,” Nino said warningly with narrowed eyes.
Aiba looked offended. “It’s not my fault Mr. Ducky likes Oh-chan’s penis!”
Jun moved closer, sitting next to Ohno on the edge of the bath, and folded his arms at Aiba, giving him a glare.
“Fine. Mr. Ducky will sit on Jun-kun’s lap.” Aiba moved the toy abruptly and Jun jumped in surprise.
“Look Mr. Ducky! It’s getting bigger!”
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Title: Crutches
Rating: PG-13ish
Pairing: Jun/Ohno
Genre: drabble
Disclaimer: I guess Johnny’s technically owns Arashi, huh? Not me.
Note: for "The Tease" post at arashi_kinks. Prompt was Ohno/??? and crutches. I felt inspired to write something more sexy than silly after reading some of the other submissions, so this one is in a little different style.
“You shouldn’t have come to work today. You’re on crutches for crissakes.”
A low chuckle before, “It’s just a sprain, Jun. You worry too much.”
“You should go home and rest.”
A pause.
“…But you won’t be coming with me, right?”
“I have-“
Then a startled breath.
“Don’t touch me there with that, Leader. I bet the bottoms of those things are filthy.”
“They’re quite convenient, I think. Look, I can reach you from all the way over here!”
“Stop!” Flustered, pushing the crutch away from him, but it was back a second later.
“Are you getting hard, Jun?"
A swallow.
"I’ve been on my back most of the day today and you know what I think about when I'm bored like that, right? Especially when everyone who sees me forces me to lay down…”
Closed eyes, adverted gaze, quick breathing, and trying not to fall into Ohno’s trap.
“…That’s right. When I wanted to stand up to get a drink about an hour ago, Nino pinned my hands above my head and forced me back on the couch. He sat on me for five minutes until I promised him I wouldn’t do it again. But you know what I was thinking about the whole time, right? Even though you weren’t there.”
“Leader, stop it.” Tried to push the thing away again, but he was hard with his jealously at Nino and the leg of the crutch softly poking him through his jeans and Ohno’s conversational implications.
Finally tore it out of Leader’s grip and dropped it to the floor, pinning the older man to the couch himself.
Hot mouths, gasping, and Jun trying to make Ohno regret that he’d even started the conversation.
“I guess I’m going to have to be the one to take you home, then?”
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A/N: Not-betaed because Ohno wasn't in it enough because I didn't think it was particularly worth it, sorry. Let me know if there are any bad mistakes. Also... the first two both kind of turned out to be in the same vein with Aiba being silly and they're not really sexy at all. So I apologize for that too. DX