fic dump;

Nov 19, 2011 09:05

6 fic dump;  some otps i ship with an iron fist.

A/N : I don’t know Sulli’s age :P

Sungyeol/Myungsoo - Forgiveness [PG] Fluff
Myungsoo keeps on tossing and turning in bed; Sungyeol growled.

“Will you please stop moving!?” Dongwoo doesn’t hear the commotion going on because apparently, he’s sprawled on the floor like a dead jellyfish.

“Yeol-ah…” Myungsoo called out.

“What?” The older one asked back, his words a bit muffled from the blocking pillow on his face.

“Sungyeol…” Myungsoo whined as he clung on the older one’s arm. “Sungyeol, face me.”

“What the hell do you want, Myungsoo? It’s one in the morning!”

“I’m sorry…” The older one stays silent for a while when he see’s Myungsoo’s sincere face.

“You know I can’t stay mad at you.”

Jaehyo/Jiho - Text Message [PG] A hint of angst (?)
Jiho bothers Taeil one night, asking the other one about some necessary stuff for confession. Taeil gives him a poker face, saying that Jiho should just eat his fart or something. Jiho looks for Minhyuk, who was apparently in the laundry room. But he wasn’t alone and Jiho realizes that there’s Yukwon and they’re probably busy. Now he’s left with Jihoon and Kyung, but Jiho tries his luck with the youngest. Jihoon stares as his hyung and laughs, saying that confessions are cheesy and that he should just go grab them noonas but that’s not it. Kyung gives him the same answer. Jiho is now a frustrated sonovabitch.

“Why don’t you ask Jaehyo? I think he might be able to help you since he got shit tons of girlfriends before.” Kyung says, munching on what seems to be some Cheetos.

“What?” Jiho snorts. “He’s too dumb for confession.”

“Jiho, the ‘confession’ type is so not you. The hell’s wrong with you?”

“Ugh. Forget it.”

“To whom are you confessing anyway?” Kyung accidentally spats out munched Cheetos at Jiho’s nose. Jiho wipes it out with disgust.

“You’ll see.”

Jiho can’t sleep so he keeps on tossing and turning in bed and Minhyuk is about to wake up so he stops. He sends Jaehyo a text message that night. So yeah, he likes Jaehyo. He’s liked him all this time. Maybe a little too much for ‘like’, to be quite honest. He doesn’t know, either.

To : Jaehyo
From : Jiho
love you

To : Jiho
From : Jaehyo
u drunk???

To: Jaehyo
From : Jiho
yeah ㅋㅋㅋ

Jiho lies.

Minsoo/Niel - Don’t Know Knocking [PG] Crack
It was a hot summer day. Fortunately, Teen Top was on their well-deserved week off for the summer. But it was never near fun ‘cause it was boring and such.

Minsoo walks towards Niel’s room, about to borrow some hair wax when he froze by the door, not amused with what’s he’s seeing ; Niel, in front of the mirror, waving a pink dress, just as his leg hairs were turning extremely long and curly.

Minsoo gives out a not-so-manly-shriek.

“Minsoo, goddamnit! Don’t you fucking know knocking?!” The younger one tried to cover his shameful self but it’s too late. “I swear I’m not gay!” He added, but Minsoo ran away too fast, horror never leaving the old man’s face.

Kikwang/Dongwoon - Realize [G] Fluff
Dongwoon lies awake on his bed; Kikwang’s body just inches from his but it’s facing him. Dongwoon faces his hyung- the angelic face, plump lips, and those crescent-shaped eyes down close.

Kikwang is Dongwoon’s favorite hyung and there’s no doubt about that. So when Kikwang smiles in his sleep (unconsciously), the younger one found himself grinning and maybe, just maybe…

“I love you hyung.”

Jihoon/Jinri (P.O./Sulli) - Lonely [PG] Angst
Jinri found a bench in the park. Finally, a vacant one, she thought. She sits and sighs.

Jihoon, her best friend died 3 months ago from a motor accident. Jinri was there at the back of the motorcycle and lucky enough, she survived 57 stitches across her back and a fractured elbow. But Jihoon didn’t. He can’t even take a migrane, and now that he banged his head to hard on the cemented floor. He died, Jinri blames herself.

Now is the first time she’s going out after the accident. She never really wanted to talk to anybody. She stopped school and maybe she’ll go back next year. She doesn’t know. Everything ruined her life, and being  an only child with no parents, living with her old grandmother, she felt the world crushing down.

“You’re my only friend, Jihoonie~” she sighed to Jihoon’s picture in her wallet.

Though Jihoon’s family doesn’t blame her (because she forced Jihoon to drive around town), she felt it was her fault. All along. She was lonely.

“I love you and you don’t even know.”

Jihoon/Block B - Sexy Bitches [PG-13] Crack (?)
Jihoon might be 18 and still underage, but he’s still a guy- a guy with penis, teenage hormones and horny, perverted hyungs he’s living with.

He adopts all of that.

“Jaehyo hyung, can I borrow your laptop?” Jihoon chimes in as he approached Jaehyo, who was busy folding his underwear.

“For what?” Jaehyo doesn’t look up.

“You’ve got porn there, right?” The way Jihoon said it, it’s surreal. It’s…cute. Jaehyo freezes for a second.

“Jihoon what the fuck-“

“Don’t tell me ‘Jihoon you’re a kid and you can’t watch porn!’” The boy pouts.

“Jihoon you’re a kid and you can’t watch porn!” Jaehyo shouts, almost too loud for everyone to go in and see what’s going on.

“Did someone say porn?” Kyung chimes in, dressed in an apron while holding a sizzling spatula.

“Jihoon right here is borrowing my laptop for porn.” Jaehyo stated in a matter-of-fact-ly-ish tone.

“But hyuuuuuung~ I’m 18! I might be underage but no one knows!”

“Yeah, Jaehyo. He’s a kid. He’s a guy. What the hell do you expect?” Kyung buts in. Jihoon thinks he’s the best-est hyung who ever lived. Park Kyung the great.

“Please, not my laptop. Don’t you have any porn visuals or other shit out there?” Jaehyo asks, but Jihoon looses his temper and walks back into his room, sulking with a big concave on his lips.

Taeil goes in Jihoon’s room, afraid that he might be dead after a whole afternoon of not going out. Apparently, the baby’s asleep with a men’s magazine beside him, opened, flashing a nude girl with a bunny headband on.

“Sexy Bitches?” Taeil asked himself as he read the magazine’s name.  He goes out.

“Do any of you guys know a porn magazine named ‘Sexy Bitches’?”

Kyung stumbles out of the kitchen.

“I know that! That one’s pretty rare! Where the hell did you get that?”

“Jihoon’s passed out on bed. I found this beside him.”

“Dude, that’s like collector’s item! It’s from the UK and it’s better than Playboy, I swear. I don’t know where they got the name though. But just staring at the cover makes me wanna fuck that magazine.”

Everyone eyes Kyung.

“Well at least Jihoon is satisfied now. And his bed is sticky.”

Everyone goes silent.

“Awkward. Yeah. So uh, keep this out of his reach. Please.”

-
lmao i was very bored so um, yeah.

member : kikwang, rating : g, member : taeil, group : block b, member : sungyeol, member : dongwoon, member : kyung, member : jihoon, group : f(x), group : infinite, pairing : jaeco, rating : pg, member : sulli, pairing : kiwoon, member : myungsoo, group : b2st, member : jaehyo, member : jiho

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