1:1 Tail-Chasing and Baby-Making (Part One)

[saikotix]

Ah man, I should be sleeping...I went to an MSI concert and I am so friggin sore. I rocked out and moshed for 4 and a half hours straight. It was awesome. But I was like, "Damn, I gotta post my legacy even if no one gives a shit." So here it is. Be happy. Or don't be happy. Whatever. Go fuck yourself. ♥

Comments

[sea_serpent]

Having a hard time finding a lady, are we? :P Have you tried spawning your own townies so that you don't have to deal with the fuggo Maxis ones? XD

LOL at Felix boinking practically the entire town XD You'd think that a man with such wooing skills would be able to get himself a lady pretty quickly.

(Also, you get a million points for throwing in The Bad Touch. That's like my favourite song 8D)

[saikotix]

Yes. I have, with replaced defaults and everything. Unfortunately, they just don't like to show their pretty faces. :/

The highest chemistry he has with anyone is 2 bolts...and he only has 2 bolts with one person: Brianna. XP

I love the Blood Hound Gang. :D

[simspiration]

STOP CRACKING ME UP.

Felix is a delicious albino.

[jesstheex]

My good-looking townies don't come out near enough either. I have to really hunt to find them. I think I might spawn some new ones next time I play just to increase my odds. :P

Anyways, awesome post! I laughed out loud repeatedly. Good times. :D

[roxootus]

pimples are really annoying, you can kill them using benzoyl peroxide but it will also make your skin red.