Didnt anyone tell you not to stare at strangers, Its not polite

[sailorboyofhell]

Okay so I was in longs the other day and this girl out of the blue approaches me and the conversation goes as followes

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[citytradewinds]

(i did almost fall out of my chair laughing ) and then..

............ blink.

............ blink.

........... I ... blink.

......... yeah i dunno. Maybe you should'nt go to Longs anymore.

[merariel]

AHAHHAHAHAH! i knew it! Lightning strikes and women of the world all jump alex, future GQ model. ah, so hilarious. I have to say tho, she needs to work on pick up lines...

[shantissimo]

Was she pur-tey?

[sanguirerose]

oh yes, much need of pick uplines refresher, cause those blew! like, worse than normal pickup lines...and that takes some doin!

[scottsmagic]

dude...what are you talking about, everybody knows that the "do you have a lisp?" pick up line is the oldest and hottest in the book!!...wait...never mind.