What kind of crap diet let's you eat a pound of bacon but no fruits or veggies? Answer: Atkins ( Read more... )

People confuse me. Especially younger people. I'm sucha old fart, it's scary ( Read more... )

OH BABY, YOUR SO HOTT! :) GIVE ME A CALL... MY NUMBER IS...  oh shit I forgot my number. Haha, some guy at my work was hitting on a girl today and she said this. word for word, and it made my day. except for when that 12 year old came over and asked me where that bathroom was and he had barbecue sauce all over his face from our infamous baby back ( Read more... )

I'm on an Eve 6 kick right now. I cleaned out my closet and it was full of all these cd's I stopped listening to. So I pulled a few select ones out and listen to them and it was two Eve 6 cd's. Whatever happened to them? They were actually a really good band. I enjoyed their music. And now it's stuck on me again. I wonder how long this will last ( Read more... )

Here's a toast to those who knew me all to well...

I love that song. Marie and I are talking about graduation, what a scary thing. We graduate in like 7 months. At least we got each other! hahaha best friends are those who can never leave ya no matter what. She's my right arm and I'm her left. Well that's what we've been telling people. Long ( Read more... )

Ok, if I have to sit through one more hour of a teacher talking there heads off I'm going to kill myself. Or at least punch the person sitting next to me. Which is Randy and some freshman, and I don't think they'd appreciate me hitting them since they're are trying to type up our business letters that are due in like 10 minutes. But who would ( Read more... )

AHHHH! I spend way too much time at chili's. My managers music is starting to get to me. In fact when Shania Twian's song came on it got to every woman working in the restaurant that late night/early morning. It was 12:30 and we were closing and that song comes on Jamie just has to blast it and next thing I know every woman is singing it. How ( Read more... )

Hmmmm, I love life. Yes love life. Absolutly love life. Ok yeah I'm bored and in keyboarding class with nothing to do.

Do you have a water buffalo?

Does anyone remember the band CAKE? Whatever happened to them? I was listening to someone sing in class today and they were singing a CAKE song. So I got it as a ringer. But it got me thinking...no one rememebers them too well. I mean who can deny that their song Short Skirt, Long Jacket was like an instant classic? Any freak could, but that song ( Read more... )

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