And Now, A Good, Old-Fashioned WTF???

[sailormac]

It seems there is a Twilight-themed sex toy. Which actually sparkles. And can be put in the freezer to cool it down for that authentic doing-the-undead feeling.

No, I'm not making this up.

Somebody suggested they come out with a corresponding furry sex toy for those who prefer the series' werewolves to the vampires.

Comments

[nurissa]

I think Lestat has the right idea. XD This is genius marketing, but frightening in every other way possible.

LOL, "And yes ladies, it retains temperatures, so toss it into the freezer for that ****ing a corpus feel." I died laughing.