Too silly not to share.

[sailorsurya]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/"TAIPEI - Residents of Tainan learned a lesson in whale biology after the decomposing remains of a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours

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[vxo]

And you just know Dave Barry's researching this story as we speak...

[paphia]

I always (well not always, maybe once or twice and this reminded me,) wondered if whales had a hard time getting it on, since they are you know, floating in water and can't really get the leverage to really get the sausage in the bun, if you know what I mean.

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[vxo]

Leverage? Hmm. I suspect that momentum plays a big part in that; I mean, all the male has to do is basically aim correctly and swim towards the female. *whack* ... he's gotta finish the job before bouncing off though.

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I have no idea why I'm pondering on this issue. MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EEEEELS. Nyu?

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[dragonseed]

I'm told that they have prehensile penii... or something. That should help a lot, I'm sure.

Re: Prehensile Whawha?

[paphia]

Eew! >_