Well, first I wondered what the hell you were afraid of that you needed to be armed and well stocked. Then, as I read further, the answer became obvious. Zombie roller derby queens. Yup. Fuckers scare me, too.
I am not confident about the future and I have the time and money to make myself feel more secure. I would rather have security and not need it than the other way around. And the US dollar could easily become next to worthless. I hope when that happens I have no money because I spent it wisely.
You know what, I like you. And I don't want you to worry yourself half to death. So, you should send me all your spare money. That way, it'll be out of your hands and there would be no use worrying about an uncertain future.
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I'm a good friend, right?
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