Comments | saint_simon: jeff and i made RADAR magazine!

saint_simon

jeff and i made RADAR magazine!

Apr 18, 2007 12:23

At a recent reading in El Cajon, California, someone asked Chuck Palahniuk to name the one thing he couldn't make funny. "Cruelty to animals," he replied. An hour later, as he sat inscribing copies of his books for queuing fans, a blur passed before his eyes. And then another one. A small group of men had shoved through the crowd and was pelting ( Read more... )

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mcsassyass April 18 2007, 20:19:11 UTC

Most of his fans are similarly intolerable. Was it really you?

saint_simon April 18 2007, 20:21:17 UTC

yes, it was really me. jeff was there too. he held a sign up that said something about him impregnating a black girl in 1996 and forcing her to have an abortion by means of coathanger.

sexyeric April 18 2007, 20:32:09 UTC

Remember the time you carried Chris Gunia up that mountain because he wanted to quit and you said "not on my time dammit"? I was there for that just like I was there for this.

saint_simon April 18 2007, 20:56:56 UTC

carried him up the mountain in the rain.

weren't you the friendly fire that killed pat tillman?

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trafficjelly April 18 2007, 22:19:42 UTC

I think Lullaby is brilliant. And where did you find a bundle of dead mice?

sexyeric April 19 2007, 02:20:46 UTC

I don't think they were dead when they got them.

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cowboyhero April 19 2007, 22:05:40 UTC

I consider that day the moment of my real birth.

saint_simon April 19 2007, 22:20:22 UTC

remember when you stepped on one of the mice?

trafficjelly April 21 2007, 03:00:05 UTC

oh, don't get me wrong, i think it's tiight. i got no beef.