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[saint_simon]

this was seriously the best weekend of my life. by weekend i mean friday-monday (even though i worked).

heres why:

-peligro party + cinco de mayo + shotgirl
-going to minneapolis in the spring
-going to vegas in the fall
-getting paid for both
-this weird french guy (in the black) made me 3 apple martinis at the convention...

Comments

[mcsassyass]

Why aren't you in the picture?

[saint_simon]

thats his cooking team or something. they won the world championship of some cooking thing 3 years in a row.

i was just meeting with him to discuss business but i guess hes an alcoholic or something.

[cowboyhero]

Coffee people party hard.

[saint_simon]

you know what im talking about.

especially the corporate hippies who are all about fair trade and then rail fat lines of columbian cocaine off of the Gideon's bible that was smuggled by drug cartels in the asses of third world children.

[wait_nevermind]

hypocritical cocaine gives you the best buzz.