The Danish Windmill
I've invented a sex act.
That's right. No, not from trying, but from theorizing.
It's called the Danish Windmill. It's done by having a woman with a strap-on spin a man around while sodomizing him. If you can picture her standing up while the man twirls around like the blades of a windmill it makes more sense.
You might say "What the fuck? Danish? I thought Holland was known for windmills?" And if you're not saying that; please stop reading, because you probably don't know that Denmark and The Netherlands are two different places. The "Danish" part of the name comes from a study done by some Danish scientist a few years ago that suggested men benefited from being sodomized on a regular basis... don't shoot the messenger, just passing on the wisdom of a fine Danish physician.
And the windmill portion comes from a popular homosexual hangout in Geneva, IL, an old windmill. Several years back the police frequently broke up homosexual orgies there. It became our saying at work "Got any plans this Friday night?"
"Oh yeah, going to the windmill!"
That's right. No, not from trying, but from theorizing.
It's called the Danish Windmill. It's done by having a woman with a strap-on spin a man around while sodomizing him. If you can picture her standing up while the man twirls around like the blades of a windmill it makes more sense.
You might say "What the fuck? Danish? I thought Holland was known for windmills?" And if you're not saying that; please stop reading, because you probably don't know that Denmark and The Netherlands are two different places. The "Danish" part of the name comes from a study done by some Danish scientist a few years ago that suggested men benefited from being sodomized on a regular basis... don't shoot the messenger, just passing on the wisdom of a fine Danish physician.
And the windmill portion comes from a popular homosexual hangout in Geneva, IL, an old windmill. Several years back the police frequently broke up homosexual orgies there. It became our saying at work "Got any plans this Friday night?"
"Oh yeah, going to the windmill!"