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I just saw Howl's Moving Castle. It was awesome. I wanna see it again though, like, with some people. Anybody wanna?
By the way, here are those roleplaying stories I was talking about.
This is what happens when you mix paranoia with a lack of vocabulary. Remember, this story ACTUALLY HAPPENED!
The PC's were walking through a forest (I think) when they came to a large clearing. In the dead center of this clearing was a large gazebo.
PC- "Did it notice us?"
DM- "No...It's a gazebo."
PC- "I cast detect magic. Is it magical?"
DM- "No....It's..It's a gazebo."
PC- "I cast detect evil"
DM- "It's not evil. IT'S A GAZEBO!"
PC- "I throw a rock at it. Does it notice me now?"
DM- "NO! IT'S A GAZEBO!"
PC- "Fine, I attack it. Does it notice me now?"
DM- "NO!"
PC- "But it's a +4 Longsword!"
This goes on for another 5-10 minutes when the DM finally says,"FINE! You have angered the Gazebo gods. They animate the gazebo and it eats you! Roll up a first level character!" -- Ryan
And the one about the "leak"
While during a tournement AD&D game GMed by a British fellow, we strolled into a large cave with a fountain in the center. The party nervously looked around, and the GM announced that the fountain had a "leak" in it.
To his suprise, no one reacted. No one except the thief's player who declared that he was sticking his finger in the "leak".
The GM was dumbfounded and shaking his head he said, "Ok, it casts a 20th level fire ball at you."
"WHAT??!?!", the players yelled. The thief was the loudest of those yelling.
"Yes, this "leak" is 20th level, so he can throw 20d6 fire balls," the GM explained.
"A 20th level 'leak'?" the players asked, "What's that?"
"A 'leak', a 'leak', you know, an undead wizard..." the GM explained.
The player's suddenly realized what the GM was talking about - the fountain had liche not a leak in it.
"Liche?! Ah, a liche!" the players yelled and quickly went into action.
Talk about your language barriers! :)
-- Tom Oesterman
The rest of the stories can be found here.
By the way, here are those roleplaying stories I was talking about.
This is what happens when you mix paranoia with a lack of vocabulary. Remember, this story ACTUALLY HAPPENED!
The PC's were walking through a forest (I think) when they came to a large clearing. In the dead center of this clearing was a large gazebo.
PC- "Did it notice us?"
DM- "No...It's a gazebo."
PC- "I cast detect magic. Is it magical?"
DM- "No....It's..It's a gazebo."
PC- "I cast detect evil"
DM- "It's not evil. IT'S A GAZEBO!"
PC- "I throw a rock at it. Does it notice me now?"
DM- "NO! IT'S A GAZEBO!"
PC- "Fine, I attack it. Does it notice me now?"
DM- "NO!"
PC- "But it's a +4 Longsword!"
This goes on for another 5-10 minutes when the DM finally says,"FINE! You have angered the Gazebo gods. They animate the gazebo and it eats you! Roll up a first level character!" -- Ryan
And the one about the "leak"
While during a tournement AD&D game GMed by a British fellow, we strolled into a large cave with a fountain in the center. The party nervously looked around, and the GM announced that the fountain had a "leak" in it.
To his suprise, no one reacted. No one except the thief's player who declared that he was sticking his finger in the "leak".
The GM was dumbfounded and shaking his head he said, "Ok, it casts a 20th level fire ball at you."
"WHAT??!?!", the players yelled. The thief was the loudest of those yelling.
"Yes, this "leak" is 20th level, so he can throw 20d6 fire balls," the GM explained.
"A 20th level 'leak'?" the players asked, "What's that?"
"A 'leak', a 'leak', you know, an undead wizard..." the GM explained.
The player's suddenly realized what the GM was talking about - the fountain had liche not a leak in it.
"Liche?! Ah, a liche!" the players yelled and quickly went into action.
Talk about your language barriers! :)
-- Tom Oesterman
The rest of the stories can be found here.