HAHAHAHAHAHA

[saintevermore]

Day before yesterday, after another admonishment to not get blown up, I'm caught (physically, sitting) in the middle of an argument between the Battle Captain and the Platoon Sergeant. The order comes down that our unit must submit one soldier to "Freedom's Rest," a day off by order of the Chaplain. The Battle Captain staunchly refuses to go, due

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[awokmon]

See you soon, Army boy. Make it known just how much the Battle Captain owes your ass. Demand slapping rights--the right to slap him (maybe not in front of others) HARD whenever you want, across the face, and when he least expects it.

[nuriko8]

I know this is something that you wanted to experience and I know that you will make it back ok. **glomps** Remember to come back to us. **sending happy thoughts and prayers to you**

[jenni_the_odd]

If you don't make it back, can you haunt me?

But seriously if you die I will be so sad omg. NO DYING ALLOWED.