ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
my mother.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
all these "i'll show her. i'll show them!" thoughts in my head.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
yes. i've done it before and i'll fucking do it again.
4. How about of the same sex?
i would.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
probably my mother.
6. What is your pet peeve?
inconsistencies in grammar, myself, the fact that i cannot get what i want.. and everyone else seems to get it instead.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
i forgive, but i don't easily forget.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
hmmm. i recycle clothing, does that count?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
around 4 pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: my kabarkadas.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
you know, i rarely ever do need to make them anymore.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
yeah, i have.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
since when did i look like a health buff?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
no matter how hard i try, i always wake up early. pakshet.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
a grande green tea or white mocha frappuccino.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
both!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
i don't really count. when i'm puking buckets, i've had enough.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
no.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
yes.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
everything. combine them all and i'd be just fine with it.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?
OMGWTFBBQ
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
i'm keeping my answer to myself, thanks
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
lalalala
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
yes.
4. Have you "done it"?
do you have censorship issues? no, i'm chaste.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
the chest.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
nope, not that i recall.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
nay.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? any record store or bookstore/robert silver, because of their pretty banana barbells.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
travel. buy a beach house. buy a whole new wardrobe. buy all the latest technology and a buttload of useless things like plastic earrings and bracelets
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
you KNOW i can't do that. maybe enough to satisfy my material urges, then give it up.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
yeah.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
more than 200. my hard drive crashed and i had 3000something mp3s on it. i was strangely detached, though.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
graduate with an excellence award.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
...probably the same thing.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
depends. if it's something that involves english or something else i'm equally passionate about..
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
...no. okay rub in the fact that i was a shitty student why don't you
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
of course
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
...i don't know.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
certain peoples' bodies, and clothes, and opportunities.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
i wouldn't know.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
not me, that's for sure
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
not to my knowledge
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
yes, but not so much now.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
a smaller bone structure. haha fuck you
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
this bored the hell out of me.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
lust. fuck you again!
hah.