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Okies, this is a questionnaire, answered as if B'Elanna Torres was writing it. Just bear with me, ok?
>1) First of all, how old are you? 30 something, older than Kes, but way younger than the Captain.
>2) Do you believe in reincarnation? nope
>3) Would you rather be deaf or blind? deaf, then I wouldn't have to listen to Tom's music (but I would miss his voice if I had heard before then had become deaf on an away mission, and the Doctor wouldn't be able to figure out how to make me better)
>4) If you found out your best friend was gay/lesbian, what would you do? Harry's gay? I thoght he liked Seven! Kidding. I would probably say 'Ok', cause a few of the Maquis were gay.
>5) Do you consider yourself a good listener? At times yes. When the Botha attacked the ship, I listened to what the captain had to say afterwards. Can't remember what she said, but that isn't important.
>6) Would you rather be short or tall? I'm fine as I am (but at times, I wish I didn't have the bumps)
>7) Would you rather be overly happy and poor, or overly wealthy and happy? as long as I'm with my friends (and Tom ^_^) either will be fine.
>8) Would you consider your relationship with your parents bad, okay, good? Bad. My dad left when I was 6, my mum was a control freak (and a Klingon to boot) so my view on parenthood is kinda twisted.
>9) Do you like to dance? Slow dancing with Tom, yes.
>10) Are you shy to ask someone out? Yes, cause when I was younger (about 13) I asked a guy I liked if he would go out with me, and he said no. And do you know why? Because of the facial bumps. 'I can't go out with a girl with facial bumps' he said. Well sorry if I have Klingon facial ridges! But now I have Tom (and I only told him I loved him because of stupid Day of Honor!)
>11) Do you like to talk on the phone? Phone? In the 24th century? Are you nuts? I like the video communications though. Very good.
>12) Would you rather go on a walk or watch tv? I would go for a walk, Tom would watch TV. But I watch his tv sometimes (quite boring)
>13) What's your dream honeymoon place? Hawaii, or Tahiti (with Tom of course!)
>14) What would be the first thing you'd change about yourself? My bloody FACIAL RIDGES!!!
>15) Do you think boys or girls have it easier? Guys. They don't have periods, nor having to shave. But the male Vulcans have it bad (ask Vorik what he did to me once just before I had to go on an away mission with Tom and Neelix. I was out of my head. I sounded drunk. I... bit Tom!)
>16) If you had a round-trip ride in any time machine, where would you go? Back to the above away mission, so then afterwards I would be able to tell Tom, 'Everything I said on that planet was true' and then there would be less arguments, and less of me thinking about a way to tell him and thinking of a way to have one last shot at trying to be with Chakotay (even though he was totally in love with the captain then, and still is!)
>17) If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? Oogle at Chakotay's Tom's bare body
>18) Do you like Adidas, Nike, Fila, or Reebok [or any other brand]? You what? Am I stuck in the 21st century?
>19) If you could change your name, what would it be? I would keep it to B'Elanna, cause it sounds... interesting (plus Tom calls me Bumble Bee, Bellie Wellie and Bells and I like them names!)
>20) If you were in a theater and someone was crying, would you laugh? No, I would get annoyed, then think 'Why am I in the theater?'
>21) Have you ever thought you were going to die? Yes.
>22) What's the hardest thing about growing up? Having to live with the fact I would never fit in anywhere (oh how I was soo wrong)
>23) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Yes, with Tom
>24) What little unknown talents do you possess? I can roll my tounge, and tie up a cherry stalk with my tounge, and I can french braid my hair, in the dark.
>25) Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000? That sounds very... Klingon. No, I wouldn't. Yuck.
>26) If this Saturday, you could do ANYTHING you wanted, what would you do? Have a day off with Tom and not worry that the ship would break down without me by the engins.
>27) What's the worst word(s) you know? I can say them verbally, but it's too hard to write down (they're Klingon)
>28) Have you ever wanted to run away? I did a few times. Didn't really work
>29) What's your worst fear? That some Cardassian will come to the Delta Quadrant, take over the ship and torture the Maquis, and killing Chakotay in the process.
>30) What is your dream car? That one Tom showed me on the Holodeck once.
>31) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No. After my dad left, all my soft toys were taken. 'They are too HUMAN for a Klingon!' my mother would say. Stupid cow.
>32) Have you ever felt you were in love? I am in love at the moment. Tom and I are together and happy.
>33) If you were stranded on a deserted island with one person, who would it be? Tom (obvious reasons)
>34) What is your favorite color? blood red (cause it goes well against my skin)
>35) What guy/girl do you want more than anyone else? Tom (well I have him). Well I've mentioned this guy before (bloody Botha)
>36) If you could be any animal what would you be? a tabby cat. Everyone likes tabby cats
>37) What is your favorite gum? number 350 from the replicators
>38) How do you eat an Oreo? What's an Oreo? Is that something Neelix created? NEEEEEEEELIX!!
>39) Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork? see the above message.
>40) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes. I'm a healthy girl
>41) If you could do anything to the person you hated most what would it be? Shot her with a phaser rifle then send her out an airlock.
>
> DOB: Figure it out!
> Sex: female
> Height : 5"6
> Hair: brown
> Eye Color: brown
> Location: I'm in engineering at the moment, supposedly working. Uh oh here comes Vorik. Ack, help me!
> Pets: none (thank god, Vorik's gone!)
> Dream Job: I've got it, a chief engineer on a brilliant ship
> Fav Music: Jazz
> Fav Movie: Haven't watched any in so long
> Fav Food: Banana pancakes
> Fav Subject: Theoretical warp studies, back in the Academy
> Fav Sport: Sprinting, or kickboxing. One or the other
> Least Fav: Ice Skating, I get cold!
> Fave Month: July
> Fave Holidays: Christmas
> Fav Toothpaste: The one I use (Tom did you write this to scare me?)
> What is your favorite quote: What's that supposed to mean? It can be used anywhere, in any situation.
>
> ~*HAVE YOU??*~
> Been kissed? O.O YES!
> Eaten an entire box of Oreos? What are Oreos?
> Been on stage? No. Mother didn't want me there
> Gotten in a car accident? no, but I have been in a shuttlecraft accident more than once in my life
> Death Valley on horseback? nope...
> Stayed home? Yes I have, but then had a bitch match with my mother and I stormed out.
> Made homemade fudge? No, can't cook
> Seen the Eiffel tower? Nope, never been to France.
>
> 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? neither
> 2. Be serious or be funny? Serious, Tom can be my funny
> 3. Boxers or briefs? Tom looks good in boxers
> 4. Whole or skim milk? Whole
> 5. Single or Taken? Taken
> 6. Simple or complicated? simple
> 7. Law or anarchy? Law, so I can break some rules
> 8. Flowers or angels? Flowers
> 9. Grey or gray? gray
> 10. Read or write? write, then read. then write some more.
> 11. Color or black-and-white photos? Black and White
> 12. Sunrise or sunset? sunset
> 13. M&M's or Skittles? Skittles
> 14. Rap or rock? Neither, jazz
> 15. Stay up late or wake up late? Both!
> 16. TV or Radio? Holodeck
> 17. Is it POP or SODA? Pop
> 18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe? X
> 20. Eat an apple or an orange? Apple
> 21. What came first the chicken or the egg? Science has proven that it was the egg that came first.
> 22. Hot or Cold? Cold because whenever I'm cold, Tom (or the other guy I like) comes over and warms me up
> 24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? tall (look at Tom, yum)
> 25. Sun or moon? Moon
> 26. Emerald or ruby? Emerald
> 28. Left or right? right
> 29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 1 best friend in the 10 acquaintances
> 30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate
> 31. High or Drunk? Drunk (but not as if I've been taken over by Pon Farr, that is just bad!)
> 32. Green beans or carrots? carrots
> 33. Low fat or fat free? Low fat
> 36. Kids or no kids? Kids
> 37. Cat or dog? cats
> 38. Half empty or half full? Half empty
> 39. Mustard or ketchup? Ketchup
> 40. Hard cover books or soft cover books? PADDs
> 41. Newspaper or magazine? PADD
> 42. Sandals or sneakers? Sandals (go better with my dresses)
> 43. Wonder or amazement? amazement
> 44. Red car or white car? white... there's nothing hotter than a Tom in a white car
> 46. Singing or dancing? neither, watching
> 47. Hugging or Kissing? Kissing (especially with Tom)
> 48. Corduroy or plaid? black
> 49. Happy or sad? happy
> 50. Purple or green? Purple
> 51. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? Both!
>
>
> WHAT COMES TO YOUR MIND WHEN YOU HEAR...
> Money ~ Ferengi
> Spice Girls ~ What?
> Gum ~ teeth
> Purple ~ one of my pillow covers
> Music ~ Tom's rock and roll
> Frogs ~ Klingons
> The X-Files ~ What?
> Girls ~ Bitches
> red ~ dress
> Candy ~ sugar
> Weird ~ Neelix before 9 am
> Glue ~ Playschool
> Santa ~ Christmas
> Hanson ~ what?
> Duck ~ Quack
> Child ~ those bloody drones we have onboard
> Cookie ~ Tom
> Rainbows ~ Tom
>
>1) First of all, how old are you? 30 something, older than Kes, but way younger than the Captain.
>2) Do you believe in reincarnation? nope
>3) Would you rather be deaf or blind? deaf, then I wouldn't have to listen to Tom's music (but I would miss his voice if I had heard before then had become deaf on an away mission, and the Doctor wouldn't be able to figure out how to make me better)
>4) If you found out your best friend was gay/lesbian, what would you do? Harry's gay? I thoght he liked Seven! Kidding. I would probably say 'Ok', cause a few of the Maquis were gay.
>5) Do you consider yourself a good listener? At times yes. When the Botha attacked the ship, I listened to what the captain had to say afterwards. Can't remember what she said, but that isn't important.
>6) Would you rather be short or tall? I'm fine as I am (but at times, I wish I didn't have the bumps)
>7) Would you rather be overly happy and poor, or overly wealthy and happy? as long as I'm with my friends (and Tom ^_^) either will be fine.
>8) Would you consider your relationship with your parents bad, okay, good? Bad. My dad left when I was 6, my mum was a control freak (and a Klingon to boot) so my view on parenthood is kinda twisted.
>9) Do you like to dance? Slow dancing with Tom, yes.
>10) Are you shy to ask someone out? Yes, cause when I was younger (about 13) I asked a guy I liked if he would go out with me, and he said no. And do you know why? Because of the facial bumps. 'I can't go out with a girl with facial bumps' he said. Well sorry if I have Klingon facial ridges! But now I have Tom (and I only told him I loved him because of stupid Day of Honor!)
>11) Do you like to talk on the phone? Phone? In the 24th century? Are you nuts? I like the video communications though. Very good.
>12) Would you rather go on a walk or watch tv? I would go for a walk, Tom would watch TV. But I watch his tv sometimes (quite boring)
>13) What's your dream honeymoon place? Hawaii, or Tahiti (with Tom of course!)
>14) What would be the first thing you'd change about yourself? My bloody FACIAL RIDGES!!!
>15) Do you think boys or girls have it easier? Guys. They don't have periods, nor having to shave. But the male Vulcans have it bad (ask Vorik what he did to me once just before I had to go on an away mission with Tom and Neelix. I was out of my head. I sounded drunk. I... bit Tom!)
>16) If you had a round-trip ride in any time machine, where would you go? Back to the above away mission, so then afterwards I would be able to tell Tom, 'Everything I said on that planet was true' and then there would be less arguments, and less of me thinking about a way to tell him and thinking of a way to have one last shot at trying to be with Chakotay (even though he was totally in love with the captain then, and still is!)
>17) If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? Oogle at Chakotay's Tom's bare body
>18) Do you like Adidas, Nike, Fila, or Reebok [or any other brand]? You what? Am I stuck in the 21st century?
>19) If you could change your name, what would it be? I would keep it to B'Elanna, cause it sounds... interesting (plus Tom calls me Bumble Bee, Bellie Wellie and Bells and I like them names!)
>20) If you were in a theater and someone was crying, would you laugh? No, I would get annoyed, then think 'Why am I in the theater?'
>21) Have you ever thought you were going to die? Yes.
>22) What's the hardest thing about growing up? Having to live with the fact I would never fit in anywhere (oh how I was soo wrong)
>23) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Yes, with Tom
>24) What little unknown talents do you possess? I can roll my tounge, and tie up a cherry stalk with my tounge, and I can french braid my hair, in the dark.
>25) Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000? That sounds very... Klingon. No, I wouldn't. Yuck.
>26) If this Saturday, you could do ANYTHING you wanted, what would you do? Have a day off with Tom and not worry that the ship would break down without me by the engins.
>27) What's the worst word(s) you know? I can say them verbally, but it's too hard to write down (they're Klingon)
>28) Have you ever wanted to run away? I did a few times. Didn't really work
>29) What's your worst fear? That some Cardassian will come to the Delta Quadrant, take over the ship and torture the Maquis, and killing Chakotay in the process.
>30) What is your dream car? That one Tom showed me on the Holodeck once.
>31) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No. After my dad left, all my soft toys were taken. 'They are too HUMAN for a Klingon!' my mother would say. Stupid cow.
>32) Have you ever felt you were in love? I am in love at the moment. Tom and I are together and happy.
>33) If you were stranded on a deserted island with one person, who would it be? Tom (obvious reasons)
>34) What is your favorite color? blood red (cause it goes well against my skin)
>35) What guy/girl do you want more than anyone else? Tom (well I have him). Well I've mentioned this guy before (bloody Botha)
>36) If you could be any animal what would you be? a tabby cat. Everyone likes tabby cats
>37) What is your favorite gum? number 350 from the replicators
>38) How do you eat an Oreo? What's an Oreo? Is that something Neelix created? NEEEEEEEELIX!!
>39) Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork? see the above message.
>40) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes. I'm a healthy girl
>41) If you could do anything to the person you hated most what would it be? Shot her with a phaser rifle then send her out an airlock.
>
> DOB: Figure it out!
> Sex: female
> Height : 5"6
> Hair: brown
> Eye Color: brown
> Location: I'm in engineering at the moment, supposedly working. Uh oh here comes Vorik. Ack, help me!
> Pets: none (thank god, Vorik's gone!)
> Dream Job: I've got it, a chief engineer on a brilliant ship
> Fav Music: Jazz
> Fav Movie: Haven't watched any in so long
> Fav Food: Banana pancakes
> Fav Subject: Theoretical warp studies, back in the Academy
> Fav Sport: Sprinting, or kickboxing. One or the other
> Least Fav: Ice Skating, I get cold!
> Fave Month: July
> Fave Holidays: Christmas
> Fav Toothpaste: The one I use (Tom did you write this to scare me?)
> What is your favorite quote: What's that supposed to mean? It can be used anywhere, in any situation.
>
> ~*HAVE YOU??*~
> Been kissed? O.O YES!
> Eaten an entire box of Oreos? What are Oreos?
> Been on stage? No. Mother didn't want me there
> Gotten in a car accident? no, but I have been in a shuttlecraft accident more than once in my life
> Death Valley on horseback? nope...
> Stayed home? Yes I have, but then had a bitch match with my mother and I stormed out.
> Made homemade fudge? No, can't cook
> Seen the Eiffel tower? Nope, never been to France.
>
> 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? neither
> 2. Be serious or be funny? Serious, Tom can be my funny
> 3. Boxers or briefs? Tom looks good in boxers
> 4. Whole or skim milk? Whole
> 5. Single or Taken? Taken
> 6. Simple or complicated? simple
> 7. Law or anarchy? Law, so I can break some rules
> 8. Flowers or angels? Flowers
> 9. Grey or gray? gray
> 10. Read or write? write, then read. then write some more.
> 11. Color or black-and-white photos? Black and White
> 12. Sunrise or sunset? sunset
> 13. M&M's or Skittles? Skittles
> 14. Rap or rock? Neither, jazz
> 15. Stay up late or wake up late? Both!
> 16. TV or Radio? Holodeck
> 17. Is it POP or SODA? Pop
> 18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe? X
> 20. Eat an apple or an orange? Apple
> 21. What came first the chicken or the egg? Science has proven that it was the egg that came first.
> 22. Hot or Cold? Cold because whenever I'm cold, Tom (or the other guy I like) comes over and warms me up
> 24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? tall (look at Tom, yum)
> 25. Sun or moon? Moon
> 26. Emerald or ruby? Emerald
> 28. Left or right? right
> 29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 1 best friend in the 10 acquaintances
> 30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate
> 31. High or Drunk? Drunk (but not as if I've been taken over by Pon Farr, that is just bad!)
> 32. Green beans or carrots? carrots
> 33. Low fat or fat free? Low fat
> 36. Kids or no kids? Kids
> 37. Cat or dog? cats
> 38. Half empty or half full? Half empty
> 39. Mustard or ketchup? Ketchup
> 40. Hard cover books or soft cover books? PADDs
> 41. Newspaper or magazine? PADD
> 42. Sandals or sneakers? Sandals (go better with my dresses)
> 43. Wonder or amazement? amazement
> 44. Red car or white car? white... there's nothing hotter than a Tom in a white car
> 46. Singing or dancing? neither, watching
> 47. Hugging or Kissing? Kissing (especially with Tom)
> 48. Corduroy or plaid? black
> 49. Happy or sad? happy
> 50. Purple or green? Purple
> 51. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? Both!
>
>
> WHAT COMES TO YOUR MIND WHEN YOU HEAR...
> Money ~ Ferengi
> Spice Girls ~ What?
> Gum ~ teeth
> Purple ~ one of my pillow covers
> Music ~ Tom's rock and roll
> Frogs ~ Klingons
> The X-Files ~ What?
> Girls ~ Bitches
> red ~ dress
> Candy ~ sugar
> Weird ~ Neelix before 9 am
> Glue ~ Playschool
> Santa ~ Christmas
> Hanson ~ what?
> Duck ~ Quack
> Child ~ those bloody drones we have onboard
> Cookie ~ Tom
> Rainbows ~ Tom
>