1. David Bowie is trying to show his support for fellow slightly feminine-rocker Michael Jackson and show that he too can healthily appreciate young boys. Michael takes them in, and Bowie pretends to be one. 2. Eddie Izzard is retaining water and wanted a little stretch. 3. Because the Red States are taking over the planet. 4. See answer to next question. 5. Pinching Bowie's ass. Hard. 6. Regis Philbin's summer house. 7. Because you can't say no to Regis. 8. Bowie is obviously a celestial being of some kind. 9. Yes; yes. 10. It's his phone number. He's getting desperate.
whoa! how did you learn anything in english class? i would have been an awful combination of intrigued and grossed-out. maybe bowie did teach for america and put on an american accent to teach high schoolers about the queen's english
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2. Eddie Izzard is retaining water and wanted a little stretch.
3. Because the Red States are taking over the planet.
4. See answer to next question.
5. Pinching Bowie's ass. Hard.
6. Regis Philbin's summer house.
7. Because you can't say no to Regis.
8. Bowie is obviously a celestial being of some kind.
9. Yes; yes.
10. It's his phone number. He's getting desperate.
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new question: who is taller?
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why does bowie look JUST LIKE my high school english teacher in this photo?
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maybe bowie did teach for america and put on an american accent to teach high schoolers about the queen's english
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