The Plague II

[saintmari]

it turns out that I'm not as slick as I thought I was and eneded up getting the Plague (i.e. the stomach flu that's going around) despite my religious hand-washing measures. it kicked in late last night and managed to wake me up from some pretty serious fever dreams oh, probably 10 times in a 12 hour period just in time to go puke my guts out.

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[saintmari]

i totally puked orange (fo' real, fo' real) once without the help of gatorade. it was horribly spectacular. i was sick on a road trip, parents pulled into a grocery store lot and i scamper into the bathroom with a sense of impending doom. as i run into the ladies room, i stop and stare at the attendant who has just finished cleaning the floor. she stares back, between me and the toilet. needless to say, i did not make it to the safety of the stall and her handiwork was ruined. i no longer eat the orange foodstuff that i spewed all over the bathroom and i feel so bad for that woman every time i think about.

[saintmari]

oh, TMI. waaaaay TMI.