I had an E-date last night and it was great. I am impervious from now on.

My angst tastes like...

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O.k., so here's my advice to you. Go three days without a shower (washing your face and teeth are ok, but nothing else). Then, take a 45 minute shower under the hottest water you can handle and when you are done, shake the water off like you are a dog that just got shot with a fire-hose. Next, tape a picture of someone that's hurt you recently, ( Read more... )

Quick update:
+ bought a Mercedes Benz.
+ Got a new job at Starbucks on the water.
+ Whats her face slut is out of my life and I'm glad.
+ Doing editorial work again.

- Hello Kitty present did not deserve to be made fun of.
- Alex has shitty parents.
- My car is not insured yet.

Ba-deep be-deep, that's all folks.

i am a mix taper!


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I met someone, and she met Germany for five months. I guess I deserve this.

I haven't really posted anything serious in a while, partly due to who might read it and partly due to my spacebar being sticky, but the keyboard is clean and so should I be. Well, in case anyone was not informed of certain events that have intruded into my life lately, I will elaborate. My car Lela went out in a fiery blaze of glory and left ( Read more... )

01. Full Birth Name: Joseph Daniel Ostanski ( Read more... )