SHINee Gets Tumblr Accounts 1/?
wouldn't it be a hoot if SHINee had Tumblrs? and they followed us without us knowing?
oh yeah, let's do it.
Title: SHINee Gets a Tumblr
Author: saitheisonfire
Rating: PG to PG-13 for swearing, suggestive themes, and drivel
Pairings: So far, none
Summary: Key coerces the members of SHINee to making a new social network blog
Disclaimer: I own the blog names, because I am minhovsstairs and what I say goes
"I'm telling you Jinki-hyung, this site is extremely addicting and fun."
"I don't know Kibum ah, we need to spend more time practicing than spending time on social networking sites. Plus, I like Facebook and Cyworld."
Key scoffed. "Facebook and Cyworld are so 2008," he said. "We need to get with the times hyung. "Just imagine making a blog where none of our fans know who we are. Our fancafés and minihompys are overrun with sickly cute messages oh "oppa, we need to get married!" or "I'm the one for you Lee Taemin!" Seriously, we need to do something about it."
"If you're going to do it then you better not tell anyone in interviews that you're getting a... what's it called again?"
"A Tumblr," Key repeated in perfect English.
"Tumbrrr," poor Jinki's English wasn't up to the pronunciation.
"Close enough. Anyway, who says I'm the only one getting a Tumblr? So are you." Key bats his eyelashes.
"What?!" Jinki sputtered, eyes widening. "Why am I coerced into this?!"
"Because you'd be the only member in SHINee without a Tumblr. You'd be out of the loop."
"Jonghyun, Minho, and Taemin agreed to this?"
"Not yet." Key smirked.
"Are you serious."
"Come on, it'll be fun. Since it's a new site, you can vent your frustrations and you won't get anyone from the company or our fans angry."
Jinki pondered that for a moment, considering the benefit.
"That is, if no one finds out that we have a Tumbrrr."
"Tumblr, hyung."
----
After 25 minutes of persuasion, the five members of SHINee sit at the communal table with their laptops on and venturing to the site called Tumblr. After signing up, they go through the steps.
"Ooh, now we get to create our own usernames." Taemin grinned. He put on his game face and concentrated hard on a cool username.
"I think I'll go with jinki_891214." Jinki mused, sipping a cup of water.
"Jinki_891214? Lameeeeee." Key laughed at the generity of their leader. "Can't you think of anything more fun and exciting?"
"Dubu_891214?"
"I give up. Well, mine is maneungyeolsoediva."
"You would put that hyung." Taemin chose taemins_world, even though Jonghyun insisted he put it as the koreangenderdeception or thedancinggenderbender. Jonghyun settled with thesexiestraptoralive.
"Thesexiestraptoralive? Why not thelittlejonghyunthatcould?" Jinki asked, causing Taemin and Key and even Minho to laugh raucously.
Jonghyun's brow furrowed and he pouted. "I'm not short hyung, or shall I say jinki_891214?"
"It's dubu_891214!"
"Whatever! It's lame!"
"My God you two get somewhere and shut up." Key rolled his eyes and chose a quaint pink theme that loudly proclaimed
this blog title "Triple Threat."
"So Minho, what is yours?" Taemin showed his hyung his new theme, an edgy black theme with stylish silver text and the title of "Dance With Me."
Minho silently complimented his dongsaeng's blog, and looked at his progress. He tried every name that he could think of, yet everything was taken.
"Yah Minho ah, what's your blog name?" Key asked.
"Uhmm, I can't think of one."
"Why not? The obvious mynameisminho?"
"It's taken." Minho curtly answered.
"Thecharismaticminho." Taemin suggested helpfully.
"Tried that too."
"Thetallfreakishalien." Jonghyun piqued up, choosing a sensual red theme and still coming up with a title.
"Shut up hyung."
"Or minhossoccerballs." Jinki giggled with Jonghyun, making more absurd names and causing Minho to fling a plastic
spoon at them.
"You two are not helping."
"Flamingcharismaminho is out too eh hyung?" Taemin asked. Minho nodded. He was this close to quitting the Tumblr idea, when Key piped up, after making his first post.
"Thekoreanfirehazard." Everyone looked at him as he effortlessly posted a photo of one of his favorite movies, and
posting an audio file of one of his solos. He looked up and saw their faces.
"What?"
"Thekoreanfirehazard. It suits you. It's a play on to the Flaming Charisma."
"Thekoreanfirehazard." Minho repeated.
"Try -hyungwhore." Jonghyun said.
"Shut up hyung, and I've already tried it. Koreanfirehazard it is." Minho typed it in, did a celebratory fist pump when he saw that it wasn't taken, and chose his theme to be a demure yet manly chrome theme, and his title, "It's Charisma, Bitch."
"That seems a little profane." Key blinked, already on a following spree.
"Well, if I can change it, I will." Minho set up an ask box, updated his profile and typed his first post in shaky English.
"Yah, follow me Taemin ah! I only have Jinki hyung following me." Jonghyun added taemins_world and maneungyeolsoediva and koreanfirehazard.
"I will hyung!" Taemin adds Minho, Key, Jonghyun, and Jinki, and make a cute post, even saying "Hi Tumblr! It's nice to be on here!"
"Hey Minho, you see my post yet?" Jonghyun asked, reblogging a photo from one blog he already started following.
"No I have not hyung, let me go read it." Minho clicks on Jonghyun's profile photo. It's a photo of Byulroo and a cell phone.
'Yah, who makes a blog name called koreanfirehazard? it should totally be omgyoucantjustaskwhyminhoismexican. that tall alien idiot and his hyung whoring, the frog >:3.'
Minho blinked and watched Taemin giggle at the post and Key to laugh out loud.
"Well then. I'll keep that in mind hyung."
oh yeah, let's do it.
Title: SHINee Gets a Tumblr
Author: saitheisonfire
Rating: PG to PG-13 for swearing, suggestive themes, and drivel
Pairings: So far, none
Summary: Key coerces the members of SHINee to making a new social network blog
Disclaimer: I own the blog names, because I am minhovsstairs and what I say goes
"I'm telling you Jinki-hyung, this site is extremely addicting and fun."
"I don't know Kibum ah, we need to spend more time practicing than spending time on social networking sites. Plus, I like Facebook and Cyworld."
Key scoffed. "Facebook and Cyworld are so 2008," he said. "We need to get with the times hyung. "Just imagine making a blog where none of our fans know who we are. Our fancafés and minihompys are overrun with sickly cute messages oh "oppa, we need to get married!" or "I'm the one for you Lee Taemin!" Seriously, we need to do something about it."
"If you're going to do it then you better not tell anyone in interviews that you're getting a... what's it called again?"
"A Tumblr," Key repeated in perfect English.
"Tumbrrr," poor Jinki's English wasn't up to the pronunciation.
"Close enough. Anyway, who says I'm the only one getting a Tumblr? So are you." Key bats his eyelashes.
"What?!" Jinki sputtered, eyes widening. "Why am I coerced into this?!"
"Because you'd be the only member in SHINee without a Tumblr. You'd be out of the loop."
"Jonghyun, Minho, and Taemin agreed to this?"
"Not yet." Key smirked.
"Are you serious."
"Come on, it'll be fun. Since it's a new site, you can vent your frustrations and you won't get anyone from the company or our fans angry."
Jinki pondered that for a moment, considering the benefit.
"That is, if no one finds out that we have a Tumbrrr."
"Tumblr, hyung."
----
After 25 minutes of persuasion, the five members of SHINee sit at the communal table with their laptops on and venturing to the site called Tumblr. After signing up, they go through the steps.
"Ooh, now we get to create our own usernames." Taemin grinned. He put on his game face and concentrated hard on a cool username.
"I think I'll go with jinki_891214." Jinki mused, sipping a cup of water.
"Jinki_891214? Lameeeeee." Key laughed at the generity of their leader. "Can't you think of anything more fun and exciting?"
"Dubu_891214?"
"I give up. Well, mine is maneungyeolsoediva."
"You would put that hyung." Taemin chose taemins_world, even though Jonghyun insisted he put it as the koreangenderdeception or thedancinggenderbender. Jonghyun settled with thesexiestraptoralive.
"Thesexiestraptoralive? Why not thelittlejonghyunthatcould?" Jinki asked, causing Taemin and Key and even Minho to laugh raucously.
Jonghyun's brow furrowed and he pouted. "I'm not short hyung, or shall I say jinki_891214?"
"It's dubu_891214!"
"Whatever! It's lame!"
"My God you two get somewhere and shut up." Key rolled his eyes and chose a quaint pink theme that loudly proclaimed
this blog title "Triple Threat."
"So Minho, what is yours?" Taemin showed his hyung his new theme, an edgy black theme with stylish silver text and the title of "Dance With Me."
Minho silently complimented his dongsaeng's blog, and looked at his progress. He tried every name that he could think of, yet everything was taken.
"Yah Minho ah, what's your blog name?" Key asked.
"Uhmm, I can't think of one."
"Why not? The obvious mynameisminho?"
"It's taken." Minho curtly answered.
"Thecharismaticminho." Taemin suggested helpfully.
"Tried that too."
"Thetallfreakishalien." Jonghyun piqued up, choosing a sensual red theme and still coming up with a title.
"Shut up hyung."
"Or minhossoccerballs." Jinki giggled with Jonghyun, making more absurd names and causing Minho to fling a plastic
spoon at them.
"You two are not helping."
"Flamingcharismaminho is out too eh hyung?" Taemin asked. Minho nodded. He was this close to quitting the Tumblr idea, when Key piped up, after making his first post.
"Thekoreanfirehazard." Everyone looked at him as he effortlessly posted a photo of one of his favorite movies, and
posting an audio file of one of his solos. He looked up and saw their faces.
"What?"
"Thekoreanfirehazard. It suits you. It's a play on to the Flaming Charisma."
"Thekoreanfirehazard." Minho repeated.
"Try -hyungwhore." Jonghyun said.
"Shut up hyung, and I've already tried it. Koreanfirehazard it is." Minho typed it in, did a celebratory fist pump when he saw that it wasn't taken, and chose his theme to be a demure yet manly chrome theme, and his title, "It's Charisma, Bitch."
"That seems a little profane." Key blinked, already on a following spree.
"Well, if I can change it, I will." Minho set up an ask box, updated his profile and typed his first post in shaky English.
"Yah, follow me Taemin ah! I only have Jinki hyung following me." Jonghyun added taemins_world and maneungyeolsoediva and koreanfirehazard.
"I will hyung!" Taemin adds Minho, Key, Jonghyun, and Jinki, and make a cute post, even saying "Hi Tumblr! It's nice to be on here!"
"Hey Minho, you see my post yet?" Jonghyun asked, reblogging a photo from one blog he already started following.
"No I have not hyung, let me go read it." Minho clicks on Jonghyun's profile photo. It's a photo of Byulroo and a cell phone.
'Yah, who makes a blog name called koreanfirehazard? it should totally be omgyoucantjustaskwhyminhoismexican. that tall alien idiot and his hyung whoring, the frog >:3.'
Minho blinked and watched Taemin giggle at the post and Key to laugh out loud.
"Well then. I'll keep that in mind hyung."