Birthday Sandwich (Suho/Baekhyun/Tao)
birthday sandwich | suho/baekhyun/tao (suhoisin sauce spread all over a baekon taoco) | nc-17 | the may birthday boys make a sandwich.
Baekhyun pulls Joonmyun and Zi Tao close and whispers, “We’re getting laid on our birthday.”
The other two stare at the singer like he started sprouting mushrooms on his forehead.
“I beg your pardon.” Joonmyun looks at him. Zi Tao has forgotten how to blink.
“We’re getting laid.” Baekhyun repeats.
“Laid as in,” this was Zi Tao, still not blinking. “We’re going to lay eggs?”
Baekhyun and Joonmyun stare at him with eyes the size of saucers. Zi Tao hasn’t fully grasped Korean slang and double entendre. Bless his soul.
“We’re going to fuck.” Baekhyun corrects.
“Language Baekhyun.” Joonmyun frowns.
“But it’s true; we’re getting laid on my birthday.”
“You sound so confident about this. What- is there going to be a giant cake for the three of us in the dorm and then some hot chick is going to pop out and blow us?” Joonmyun actually liked that idea; he didn’t think management would actually give them the luxury of having that fantasy fulfilled on their birthdays.
“Nah,” Baekhyun swats at the air. “We’re doing each other.”
Joonmyun can feel his face sliding off and Zi Tao’s eyes bulged. “Hyung?” He says.
“Did you bang your head in the shower today Baekhyun?” Joonmyun has to speak slowly to emphasize every syllable he says to the singer.
Baekhyun shrugs. “Why not?”
“Why not- to you hitting your head in the shower?”
“No why not do each other on my birthday? Birthday sex man. It’s a cheap gift, we’re a bunch of hot guys, and I’m horny hyung.” The last part Baekhyun literally whined and Joonmyun actually rolled his eyes at this.
“I bought you a watch for your birthday,” Joonmyun says. “I think that’s a suitable gift.”
“You spoiled the surprise hyung, now the gift is ruined.”
“I actually like the idea,” Zi Tao says quietly but the older boys hear him over their bickering.
“What?”
“Baekhyun hyung has a point,” Zi Tao’s voice is a bit louder.
“Whoa wait you agree with me?” Baekhyun flashes a smile and he claps Zi Tao on the shoulder. “I knew you were my favorite in EXO M.”
“Why would you agree with Baekhyun?” Now it’s Joonmyun’s turn to whine.
“I have had the case of blue balls for a couple of weeks and all I get for relief is a quick hand job when no one is looking-“The looks on Baekhyun’s and Joonmyun’s faces make the magnae roll his eyes. “Don’t pretend you guys don’t have this problem.”
“I didn’t think you’d be so honest about this.” Joonmyun’s mouth is wide open.
“Well, I say we do it.” Baekhyun says and Zi Tao nods vigorously.
“We do each other?” Joonmyun winces.
“Well yeah, because we are one, we are EXO.” Zi Tao smiles and it’s almost mocking and Joonmyun actually wants to smack the young Chinese boy in the mouth.
“But, we’re not, I don’t think we are-“
Baekhyun seems to understand the leader of EXO K. He waves his hand absent mindedly. “Ah, gay, straight, Portuguese, it doesn’t matter. All I’m saying is that a couple of nice earth-shattering orgasms for a birthday gift does not sound so bad.”
Joonmyun sighs.
“Come on hyung, be a good leader.” Baekhyun and Zi Tao simultaneously pout and that seals it for the eldest boy.
“Alright,” he says. “Tonight.”
▽
“I can’t believe we’re doing this.” Joonmyun is standing in the space between Chanyeol’s bed and Baekhyun’s bed, with Baekhyun sitting with a bottle of clear lubricant and Zi Tao standing there, rubbing his arm. The awkwardness is palpable and Joonmyun can’t stop swallowing.
“We’re gonna do it.” Baekhyun says simply, shrugging off his jacket.
“So we’re going to,” the realization hits Zi Tao. “Fuck?”
Baekhyun looks up at him and nods.
“As in one of us is sticking-“
“Who is topping?” Joonmyun cuts in. “Because as the oldest and the leader, I should not be bottoming.”
“Well,” Baekhyun says. “As the birthday boy, I’m not going to bottom.”
“So the both of us aren’t bottoming.” The two Korean boys look at Zi Tao, who is rubbing his arm harder and fidgeting.
“What?” The Chinese boy looks like he’s going to crack.
“You’re bottoming.” Joonmyun looks squarely at him.
“What?”
“You couldn’t even top a pizza anyway.” Baekhyun says and Joonmyun chokes back a chuckle when Zi Tao glares at them.
▽
Baekhyun commands the other two boys to loosen up and strip. Joonmyun doesn’t realize how eager Zi Tao is to get laid until he lifts up the young boy’s shirt over his head and Zi Tao is already moaning. The leader goes to brush up against the rapper’s nipples- just to be rude- and he suddenly finds his mouth smashing into the mouth of Chinese boy. Joonmyun’s yelp is stifled when Zi Tao is snaking his tongue into the leader’s mouth and Joonmyun is leaning into the kiss because holy fuck he wasn’t aware the younger boy was such a good kisser. There is fiery passion and want and desperation and Joonmyun can taste it. Zi Tao pulls away and Joonmyun is panting and his jaw is slack.
“Wow.”
“Loosen up, hyung.” Zi Tao smiles at the leader and he does.
▽
After all of them are naked (and finished with mentally comparing dick sizes) Baekhyun takes a very eager and very touchy Zi Tao into his arms to kisses him. It’s awkward and messy and Baekhyun can also feel the want and taste it on the rapper, hot and bitter and Baekhyun can’t get enough.
They part and Baekhyun gasps for air, Zi Tao sliding down into his lap and their dicks bump into each other, causing the rapper to moan and the singer to shudder.
“Wow.” Baekhyun has the same reaction as Joonmyun, jaw slack and hips rubbing against the rapper’s pelvis, Zi Tao whimpering on top of him.
“Yeah, you’re so not topping.”
Zi Tao’s expression drops and stares at Baekhyun. “I too can top!” He is indignant.
“Yeah, the floor.”
▽
Baekhyun wonders if squirting one third of the bottle of lubricant would be enough, frantically trying not to spill the liquid between his fingers as Zi Tao simultaneously tweaks the singer’s nipples and is kissing Joonmyun’s chest, not to leave the leader out. Joonmyun is sighing and that brilliant smile of his back on his face, though it’s lazier than usual. Zi Tao’s hands are all over the leader’s chest now, fingers pressing and grabbing and it all feels good to Joonmyun, who finds his fingers lacing into the younger boy’s hair and gently pulling, causing the rapper to hiss and lick and suck at every inch of skin on Joonmyun’s stomach. Baekhyun’s fingers are liberally coated with lube and they suddenly slipped into Zi Tao’s tightness and Zi Tao yelps and he accidentally bites down on Joonmyun’s torso.
“Agh!”
“Sorry hyung I just- Baekhyun hyung’s fingers are- oh shit.” Zi Tao is now whimpering and his sphincter is squeezing around Baekhyun’s two fingers. Baekhyun likes the sensation of his fingers being stuck in Zi Tao so he adds another, three fingers thrusting and slipping in and out and now Zi Tao is rocking against Baekhyun’s hand. The rapper has scooped up some lube to massage all over Joonmyun’s length and the leader moans at the touch.
“You should feel this, hyung,” Baekhyun says to Joonmyun. “The tightness, it’s just…” He can’t even describe it and he wants to rush it and just shove his cock up Zi Tao right now. Joonmyun slips a finger inside Zi Tao and Zi Tao cries out at the sensation of having four fingers in him, his hand squeezing Joonmyun’s dick and the leader groans.
“Hurry up and just,” Zi Tao can’t even finish his sentence, breath labored already. Baekhyun quickly removes his fingers and takes the bottle of lubricant in his slippery hands, dumping enough to roughly coat his bloated length enough. His dick brushes against Zi Tao’s again and they moan, the rapper’s breath already ragged.
Baekhyun’s never really fucked anyone before, but there’s a first time for everything. He slips in all the way and the younger boy keens at the intrusion, rocking erratically and shoulders slumping. Baekhyun’s hips thrust upward and his dick pulsates inside of Zi Tao.
It’s a wonderful feeling, probably the best feeling in the world and Baekhyun think he’s never felt this good even when he has his hand wrapped around himself at night and just jerking off. Zi Tao is marvelous and too tight and incredibly hot around him. Zi Tao thinks this as well because his hand leaves Joonmyun’s dick to place both hands on Baekhyun’s shoulders to hold himself firmly in place as the singer rams into him. He’s too lost into it, his hole relaxing and lets the older boy take him. They’re so into it they totally forget Joonmyun, who stands there, almost ready to come from Zi Tao’s ministrations but is neglected. He’s panting and looking down as his erection, an angry red and pre cum glistening at the tip. He gets behind the rapper, who is bouncing up and down Baekhyun’s dick like his life depended on it and moaning so loud he swears the whole dorm can hear. Without any warning, he presses the head of his cock against Zi Tao’s entrance and enters, brushing up against Baekhyun and the tightness increases tenfold.
“Oh!”
“Don’t let the leader feel left out.” Joonmyun has this sickening grin on his face from being overwhelmed with the sudden pleasure. Zi Tao chokes and he feels so stuffed. Baekhyun groans at the feel of another dick sliding up against his. The tightness is incredible and almost suffocating. Baekhyun is panting and bucking his hips wildly into Zi Tao because god oh god this is the best feeling ever. Zi Tao agrees because Baekhyun is hard and fast and Joonmyun is controlled and slow and the alternating thrusts are killing him. He cries out at all the sensations, his dick leaking all over Baekhyun’s stomach and he reaches down to furiously stroke himself.
It isn’t long before Baekhyun comes with a long and drawn out moan, feeling his come truss up and leak out of Zi Tao’s over-stretched hole. Joonmyun is not far behind, coming in spurts during each thrust and groaning. Feeling them come inside him Zi Tao cries out and shoots his load all over Baekhyun’s stomach and collapses on top of him, Joonmyun also falling on top of him and Baekhyun is squished.
“Ungh,” the singer’s groans are muffled from the weight of two boys on top of him. He struggles to move his head so he can breathe properly. He looks at the two boys on top of him and they meet his gaze, sweat glistening off their faces and a lazy, thoroughly just-fucked expression painted on their faces.
“Happy Birthday to us.” Baekhyun grins.
Happy Birthday little cutie bun~
a/n: wow I cannot write for shit
ahahhaa Tao can be the top of a sundae and that's it
Baekhyun pulls Joonmyun and Zi Tao close and whispers, “We’re getting laid on our birthday.”
The other two stare at the singer like he started sprouting mushrooms on his forehead.
“I beg your pardon.” Joonmyun looks at him. Zi Tao has forgotten how to blink.
“We’re getting laid.” Baekhyun repeats.
“Laid as in,” this was Zi Tao, still not blinking. “We’re going to lay eggs?”
Baekhyun and Joonmyun stare at him with eyes the size of saucers. Zi Tao hasn’t fully grasped Korean slang and double entendre. Bless his soul.
“We’re going to fuck.” Baekhyun corrects.
“Language Baekhyun.” Joonmyun frowns.
“But it’s true; we’re getting laid on my birthday.”
“You sound so confident about this. What- is there going to be a giant cake for the three of us in the dorm and then some hot chick is going to pop out and blow us?” Joonmyun actually liked that idea; he didn’t think management would actually give them the luxury of having that fantasy fulfilled on their birthdays.
“Nah,” Baekhyun swats at the air. “We’re doing each other.”
Joonmyun can feel his face sliding off and Zi Tao’s eyes bulged. “Hyung?” He says.
“Did you bang your head in the shower today Baekhyun?” Joonmyun has to speak slowly to emphasize every syllable he says to the singer.
Baekhyun shrugs. “Why not?”
“Why not- to you hitting your head in the shower?”
“No why not do each other on my birthday? Birthday sex man. It’s a cheap gift, we’re a bunch of hot guys, and I’m horny hyung.” The last part Baekhyun literally whined and Joonmyun actually rolled his eyes at this.
“I bought you a watch for your birthday,” Joonmyun says. “I think that’s a suitable gift.”
“You spoiled the surprise hyung, now the gift is ruined.”
“I actually like the idea,” Zi Tao says quietly but the older boys hear him over their bickering.
“What?”
“Baekhyun hyung has a point,” Zi Tao’s voice is a bit louder.
“Whoa wait you agree with me?” Baekhyun flashes a smile and he claps Zi Tao on the shoulder. “I knew you were my favorite in EXO M.”
“Why would you agree with Baekhyun?” Now it’s Joonmyun’s turn to whine.
“I have had the case of blue balls for a couple of weeks and all I get for relief is a quick hand job when no one is looking-“The looks on Baekhyun’s and Joonmyun’s faces make the magnae roll his eyes. “Don’t pretend you guys don’t have this problem.”
“I didn’t think you’d be so honest about this.” Joonmyun’s mouth is wide open.
“Well, I say we do it.” Baekhyun says and Zi Tao nods vigorously.
“We do each other?” Joonmyun winces.
“Well yeah, because we are one, we are EXO.” Zi Tao smiles and it’s almost mocking and Joonmyun actually wants to smack the young Chinese boy in the mouth.
“But, we’re not, I don’t think we are-“
Baekhyun seems to understand the leader of EXO K. He waves his hand absent mindedly. “Ah, gay, straight, Portuguese, it doesn’t matter. All I’m saying is that a couple of nice earth-shattering orgasms for a birthday gift does not sound so bad.”
Joonmyun sighs.
“Come on hyung, be a good leader.” Baekhyun and Zi Tao simultaneously pout and that seals it for the eldest boy.
“Alright,” he says. “Tonight.”
▽
“I can’t believe we’re doing this.” Joonmyun is standing in the space between Chanyeol’s bed and Baekhyun’s bed, with Baekhyun sitting with a bottle of clear lubricant and Zi Tao standing there, rubbing his arm. The awkwardness is palpable and Joonmyun can’t stop swallowing.
“We’re gonna do it.” Baekhyun says simply, shrugging off his jacket.
“So we’re going to,” the realization hits Zi Tao. “Fuck?”
Baekhyun looks up at him and nods.
“As in one of us is sticking-“
“Who is topping?” Joonmyun cuts in. “Because as the oldest and the leader, I should not be bottoming.”
“Well,” Baekhyun says. “As the birthday boy, I’m not going to bottom.”
“So the both of us aren’t bottoming.” The two Korean boys look at Zi Tao, who is rubbing his arm harder and fidgeting.
“What?” The Chinese boy looks like he’s going to crack.
“You’re bottoming.” Joonmyun looks squarely at him.
“What?”
“You couldn’t even top a pizza anyway.” Baekhyun says and Joonmyun chokes back a chuckle when Zi Tao glares at them.
▽
Baekhyun commands the other two boys to loosen up and strip. Joonmyun doesn’t realize how eager Zi Tao is to get laid until he lifts up the young boy’s shirt over his head and Zi Tao is already moaning. The leader goes to brush up against the rapper’s nipples- just to be rude- and he suddenly finds his mouth smashing into the mouth of Chinese boy. Joonmyun’s yelp is stifled when Zi Tao is snaking his tongue into the leader’s mouth and Joonmyun is leaning into the kiss because holy fuck he wasn’t aware the younger boy was such a good kisser. There is fiery passion and want and desperation and Joonmyun can taste it. Zi Tao pulls away and Joonmyun is panting and his jaw is slack.
“Wow.”
“Loosen up, hyung.” Zi Tao smiles at the leader and he does.
▽
After all of them are naked (and finished with mentally comparing dick sizes) Baekhyun takes a very eager and very touchy Zi Tao into his arms to kisses him. It’s awkward and messy and Baekhyun can also feel the want and taste it on the rapper, hot and bitter and Baekhyun can’t get enough.
They part and Baekhyun gasps for air, Zi Tao sliding down into his lap and their dicks bump into each other, causing the rapper to moan and the singer to shudder.
“Wow.” Baekhyun has the same reaction as Joonmyun, jaw slack and hips rubbing against the rapper’s pelvis, Zi Tao whimpering on top of him.
“Yeah, you’re so not topping.”
Zi Tao’s expression drops and stares at Baekhyun. “I too can top!” He is indignant.
“Yeah, the floor.”
▽
Baekhyun wonders if squirting one third of the bottle of lubricant would be enough, frantically trying not to spill the liquid between his fingers as Zi Tao simultaneously tweaks the singer’s nipples and is kissing Joonmyun’s chest, not to leave the leader out. Joonmyun is sighing and that brilliant smile of his back on his face, though it’s lazier than usual. Zi Tao’s hands are all over the leader’s chest now, fingers pressing and grabbing and it all feels good to Joonmyun, who finds his fingers lacing into the younger boy’s hair and gently pulling, causing the rapper to hiss and lick and suck at every inch of skin on Joonmyun’s stomach. Baekhyun’s fingers are liberally coated with lube and they suddenly slipped into Zi Tao’s tightness and Zi Tao yelps and he accidentally bites down on Joonmyun’s torso.
“Agh!”
“Sorry hyung I just- Baekhyun hyung’s fingers are- oh shit.” Zi Tao is now whimpering and his sphincter is squeezing around Baekhyun’s two fingers. Baekhyun likes the sensation of his fingers being stuck in Zi Tao so he adds another, three fingers thrusting and slipping in and out and now Zi Tao is rocking against Baekhyun’s hand. The rapper has scooped up some lube to massage all over Joonmyun’s length and the leader moans at the touch.
“You should feel this, hyung,” Baekhyun says to Joonmyun. “The tightness, it’s just…” He can’t even describe it and he wants to rush it and just shove his cock up Zi Tao right now. Joonmyun slips a finger inside Zi Tao and Zi Tao cries out at the sensation of having four fingers in him, his hand squeezing Joonmyun’s dick and the leader groans.
“Hurry up and just,” Zi Tao can’t even finish his sentence, breath labored already. Baekhyun quickly removes his fingers and takes the bottle of lubricant in his slippery hands, dumping enough to roughly coat his bloated length enough. His dick brushes against Zi Tao’s again and they moan, the rapper’s breath already ragged.
Baekhyun’s never really fucked anyone before, but there’s a first time for everything. He slips in all the way and the younger boy keens at the intrusion, rocking erratically and shoulders slumping. Baekhyun’s hips thrust upward and his dick pulsates inside of Zi Tao.
It’s a wonderful feeling, probably the best feeling in the world and Baekhyun think he’s never felt this good even when he has his hand wrapped around himself at night and just jerking off. Zi Tao is marvelous and too tight and incredibly hot around him. Zi Tao thinks this as well because his hand leaves Joonmyun’s dick to place both hands on Baekhyun’s shoulders to hold himself firmly in place as the singer rams into him. He’s too lost into it, his hole relaxing and lets the older boy take him. They’re so into it they totally forget Joonmyun, who stands there, almost ready to come from Zi Tao’s ministrations but is neglected. He’s panting and looking down as his erection, an angry red and pre cum glistening at the tip. He gets behind the rapper, who is bouncing up and down Baekhyun’s dick like his life depended on it and moaning so loud he swears the whole dorm can hear. Without any warning, he presses the head of his cock against Zi Tao’s entrance and enters, brushing up against Baekhyun and the tightness increases tenfold.
“Oh!”
“Don’t let the leader feel left out.” Joonmyun has this sickening grin on his face from being overwhelmed with the sudden pleasure. Zi Tao chokes and he feels so stuffed. Baekhyun groans at the feel of another dick sliding up against his. The tightness is incredible and almost suffocating. Baekhyun is panting and bucking his hips wildly into Zi Tao because god oh god this is the best feeling ever. Zi Tao agrees because Baekhyun is hard and fast and Joonmyun is controlled and slow and the alternating thrusts are killing him. He cries out at all the sensations, his dick leaking all over Baekhyun’s stomach and he reaches down to furiously stroke himself.
It isn’t long before Baekhyun comes with a long and drawn out moan, feeling his come truss up and leak out of Zi Tao’s over-stretched hole. Joonmyun is not far behind, coming in spurts during each thrust and groaning. Feeling them come inside him Zi Tao cries out and shoots his load all over Baekhyun’s stomach and collapses on top of him, Joonmyun also falling on top of him and Baekhyun is squished.
“Ungh,” the singer’s groans are muffled from the weight of two boys on top of him. He struggles to move his head so he can breathe properly. He looks at the two boys on top of him and they meet his gaze, sweat glistening off their faces and a lazy, thoroughly just-fucked expression painted on their faces.
“Happy Birthday to us.” Baekhyun grins.
Happy Birthday little cutie bun~
a/n: wow I cannot write for shit
ahahhaa Tao can be the top of a sundae and that's it