Dinner Off an Ashtray

[saitorr]

Some day I'm going to throw a cocaine party. This won't be your usual cocaine party (we ALL know how those are... boring), instead I'm going to have "trick lines" set up and people will have to do zig-zags and circles. Instead of a ball pit like the ones in Chucky Cheese, I'll water down some coke and have a coke pit for the kids. They can

Comments

[my_konstantine]

Too bad yer not serious about the par-tay..

I can hook you up with an 8 ball fer like 160..WEE!

[rabidsquid]

You have already been caned. You don't remember because back then it was only a prophecy, but now, in the future, the past has occured.

jacob!!

[anonymous]

Jacob!! How are ya kiddo? Anyway, youre highly amusing... still. Even after years of higher education, you funniness persists. Remember when we went to prom? Haha, and your mom followed us with a camera! And remember when your mom followed you to highschool your freshman year with the video camera?? Ahh... to be an only child. And just look at how youve grown up. Shed be so proud, I think Ill send her the link to your journal...
Love always,
Holly

Fuck Wad

[anonymous]

Update this damn thing you piece of shit.