Raditz intro
OOC: Feel free to yell at me if I do something out of bounds. I'm quite new at this sort of thing. Also, I used some bad words, because Raditz talks like a sailor (for me, manga is canon), but if that's a big no-no I'll edit 'em out.
If a certain young scientist named Devon Ordet had been looking through his telescope at precisely 5:13 am that morning, and had happened to have it pointed directly toward the Crab Nebula, and if his eyes were focussed properly, he might have seen a small round object hurtling toward the Earth at a speed much higher than any rocketship he could ever have seen. He might have asked himself what it's purpose was, and whether it contained life. If he had been in a particularly serene mood, he might have even wondered if it held secrets as yet untold of the vast universe around us.
He might have, but this night Dr. Devon Ordet was sleeping soundly in his bed. And as such, he was completely unprepared for the sonic boom which woke him just prior to the crash outside his window.
* * *
Raditz swung open the hatch on his newly remodeled pod.
"Damn I hate those stupid landings," he muttered. It had been several days since he'd been out of that thing, and the fresh air was really making his bladder ache.
After writing his name in the grass, he would go find some of those delicious pears he remembered from years ago. There was plenty of time for business later.
"Excuse me, sir," he heard a voice behind him.
"Shit! Don't you know better than to sneak up on a guy when he's taking a piss?" Raditz yelled at the intruder.
"S..Sorry, I wasn't paying attention," Devon stammered.
Raditz put his favorite toy away. Now that he was decent, he turned to the young man and grinned wickedly.
"Then maybe," he sneered, "you'll pay attention to this!"
And with that, he jammed his fist directly through the ribcage of Dr. Devon Ordet, who immediately ceased to be.
If a certain young scientist named Devon Ordet had been looking through his telescope at precisely 5:13 am that morning, and had happened to have it pointed directly toward the Crab Nebula, and if his eyes were focussed properly, he might have seen a small round object hurtling toward the Earth at a speed much higher than any rocketship he could ever have seen. He might have asked himself what it's purpose was, and whether it contained life. If he had been in a particularly serene mood, he might have even wondered if it held secrets as yet untold of the vast universe around us.
He might have, but this night Dr. Devon Ordet was sleeping soundly in his bed. And as such, he was completely unprepared for the sonic boom which woke him just prior to the crash outside his window.
* * *
Raditz swung open the hatch on his newly remodeled pod.
"Damn I hate those stupid landings," he muttered. It had been several days since he'd been out of that thing, and the fresh air was really making his bladder ache.
After writing his name in the grass, he would go find some of those delicious pears he remembered from years ago. There was plenty of time for business later.
"Excuse me, sir," he heard a voice behind him.
"Shit! Don't you know better than to sneak up on a guy when he's taking a piss?" Raditz yelled at the intruder.
"S..Sorry, I wasn't paying attention," Devon stammered.
Raditz put his favorite toy away. Now that he was decent, he turned to the young man and grinned wickedly.
"Then maybe," he sneered, "you'll pay attention to this!"
And with that, he jammed his fist directly through the ribcage of Dr. Devon Ordet, who immediately ceased to be.