Grabbing a couple of these memes I've been building up...

[saiyako]

First one stolen from okami_tsukuyomi:
(DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, SENCHOU, IT'S JUST THE WAY THE MEME TURNED OUT! I DON'T DISLIKE YOU!)

Dear crystal_chan,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your apartment and I saw you ignore my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that

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[saiyako]

Oops, forget that last reply... I copied the list in just for reference to check your answers and forgot to take the rest of it out before posting. *sweatdrop*

2. Hai! I thought that would be a difficult one, to be honest... XD
3. Hai!
4. Nup. I knew someone would guess that, but it's something else...
5. Hai!
8. Well done!
9. Almost... you're on the right track here, but... I'm actually not sure whether to give you this one - are you counting Yue and Yukito as separate people for the purpose of this or not?
20. Hai!

[saiyako]

4. Nup. I hadn't actually thought of using that pairing...
9. Then... hm. This one isn't the threesome. I might as well give it to you anyway, though, considering you can't get Yukito without Yue, really...

[crystal_chan]

Y-you're breaking up with me? But... but... I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL! DDX

...I lawl. XD

[saiyako]

I thought so too, but... dwarf bites hurt... a lot... and all the eggplant-love... *sniffle* ...you weren't supposed to bring the shitty cook on our dates! He's not even a real eggplant!

Heh, if I'd done it just a few hours later, I'd have been in love with your sister and you'd have sat on the souffle... I'm not sure which way's better, really. XD

[takatohedgehog]

4. Sanzo/Gojyo?
6. L/Light
14. I'm going out on a limb here, but Syaoran/Sakura?
16. Ryuuichi/Shuuichi?

[saiyako]

4. No. Funny, scribe_protra tried that one too... XD
6. Hai!
14. No... now that I look back at the title I can see why you've gone that way, though, so keep thinking along those lines.
16. Nope.

[saiyako]

Oh, I forgot to add... sorry for capslocking at you the other night.

[takatohedgehog]

Would 10 be Yoruichi and Hat n' Clogs (can never remember his actual name)
And no. 11...going out on a limb here and guessing Kurogane/Tomoyo?
Hmm... 16 wouldn't happen to be Hikaru/Kaoru by any chance would it?

Meh *waves hand* I unleashed my retaliation at Tae Kwon Do tonight. I didn't want another quarrel like what we had on LJ coming out, so I didn't say anything.

[katrinbisiani]

Here from fanfic_rants (I've seen your nick and I remembered reading [lurking on] your comic reviews)

13. Ichigo/Renji from Bleach?

[saiyako]

It is, yeah. I'm glad someone got that - and that you were interested enough to come over. XD