The letter B
Bears
Bears are incredibly strange creatures which live in forests eating honey, and if my sources are correct, sometimes even poo. Huh? What's that? OOOOH, his name is "Pooh"? What kind of dumbass animal would let itself be named after a piece of SHIT!? Haha, damn stupid bears.
They mostly live in like, America or Canada or something... Well, somewhere in North America. Some people claim that our local Koalas are bears, however, they aren't. Although, we do have a species of bear here in Australia called the Dropbear, which lives high in trees waiting for unsuspecting prey to walk beneath, at which point they will drop upon their victim and start devouring them. Y'know, which is why they're called Dropbears. Their most common prey are ignorant tourists, who don't have a bloody clue what they're doing when visiting the Australian bush. Which is somewhat inexcusable for the Americans, as they should know how dangerous the Bush can be.
Anyway, still not getting any second set of alphabet from anyone, so I'm gonna keep making up topics until I do.
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Brigadier Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, hereby referred to as "The Brig", is an international hero made of win and awesome. In either the 60s or the 70s, he was involved in the London Underground Incident when robotic yeti took over the subway. Following this event, he soon became the head of the British branch of the newly formed United Nations Intelligence Taskforce (Some time between 2006 and 2009, the organisation changed it's name to the Unified Intelligence Taskforce), they fought alien things like Cybermen and Daleks while generally being awesome (often with the help of their scientific adviser The Doctor). They continued to do this throughout either the 70s and 80s until eventually Lethbridge-Stewart retired in 1976 and became a schoolteacher. However, after this he returned to a life of win and awesome, coming out of retirement several times to fight aliens, with or without UNIT's help in some cases. Not much is known about what he has done since either 1989 or 1995, however it is said that he will be returning later this year to be awesome again while kicking Sontaran ass. Sure, Sontarans may be super military clone soldiers, but The Brig is on such a high level of awesome that he'd totally PWN a Sontaran, especially if he gets to hit the back of it's neck. Because he's The Brig, and he's awesome. End of story.
Bears are incredibly strange creatures which live in forests eating honey, and if my sources are correct, sometimes even poo. Huh? What's that? OOOOH, his name is "Pooh"? What kind of dumbass animal would let itself be named after a piece of SHIT!? Haha, damn stupid bears.
They mostly live in like, America or Canada or something... Well, somewhere in North America. Some people claim that our local Koalas are bears, however, they aren't. Although, we do have a species of bear here in Australia called the Dropbear, which lives high in trees waiting for unsuspecting prey to walk beneath, at which point they will drop upon their victim and start devouring them. Y'know, which is why they're called Dropbears. Their most common prey are ignorant tourists, who don't have a bloody clue what they're doing when visiting the Australian bush. Which is somewhat inexcusable for the Americans, as they should know how dangerous the Bush can be.
Anyway, still not getting any second set of alphabet from anyone, so I'm gonna keep making up topics until I do.
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Brigadier Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, hereby referred to as "The Brig", is an international hero made of win and awesome. In either the 60s or the 70s, he was involved in the London Underground Incident when robotic yeti took over the subway. Following this event, he soon became the head of the British branch of the newly formed United Nations Intelligence Taskforce (Some time between 2006 and 2009, the organisation changed it's name to the Unified Intelligence Taskforce), they fought alien things like Cybermen and Daleks while generally being awesome (often with the help of their scientific adviser The Doctor). They continued to do this throughout either the 70s and 80s until eventually Lethbridge-Stewart retired in 1976 and became a schoolteacher. However, after this he returned to a life of win and awesome, coming out of retirement several times to fight aliens, with or without UNIT's help in some cases. Not much is known about what he has done since either 1989 or 1995, however it is said that he will be returning later this year to be awesome again while kicking Sontaran ass. Sure, Sontarans may be super military clone soldiers, but The Brig is on such a high level of awesome that he'd totally PWN a Sontaran, especially if he gets to hit the back of it's neck. Because he's The Brig, and he's awesome. End of story.