LOL. You're an absolute riot. That's the humour I'm talking about! Use it as your weapon, imagine yourself in those spiky-bra things, and you'll spear a man in no time! Or rather get speared... couldn't resist saying that!
Freak vegetarian, I know that well! It's nice to have someone on my side. Cool that your first wedding wasn't as boring as mine. The only funny part of the wedding I went to was when the priest said "lift up your hearts" but it came out sounding like "life up your arses" to everyone else.
Your mum wants to se Brokeback?? Whoaaaa :-D Mum's already beaten me to the punch, the bitch -- she saw it last week! How's that for Not Fair. She said she twitched in a couple of places, but it was a good movie. She also commented on a scene in which Heath's wang is totally on display. But I knew about that.
...let the record show that she didn't use the term 'wang' - that was me.
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Freak vegetarian, I know that well! It's nice to have someone on my side. Cool that your first wedding wasn't as boring as mine. The only funny part of the wedding I went to was when the priest said "lift up your hearts" but it came out sounding like "life up your arses" to everyone else.
Photos would be a giant plus! :P:P:P
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The celebrant said 'send them your loooove' That had me gagging inside :p
Who said I'd trust you with pics of myself :p I thought we'd made this agreement. XD
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We'll see each other one day. Why not now? And it was an unspoken agreement really... that won't hold up in a court or law, Venus!
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Your mum wants to se Brokeback?? Whoaaaa :-D Mum's already beaten me to the punch, the bitch -- she saw it last week! How's that for Not Fair. She said she twitched in a couple of places, but it was a good movie. She also commented on a scene in which Heath's wang is totally on display. But I knew about that.
...let the record show that she didn't use the term 'wang' - that was me.
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