First Dragon: (audio//english)

[saiyanfriedrice]

[Gohan's sudden arrival onto the boat, his confusion, the puzzlement over the technology that is obviously not Capsule Corp - that all happens before he actually picks up the communicator. He's actually trying not to press any unknown buttons, but he pretty much fails at this, and so the comm turns on to the sound of a button press.]

- - think,

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[Voice] /BLOWS GOHAN'S COVER IMMEDIATELY

[littlelegend]

[And little Goten is preoccupied with eating his fifth sandwich until he feels a very, very familiar ki -bright and burning- pop up in his awareness. He'd know that signature anywhere.

So he throws his sandwich aside and scrambles for his comm, even as he slides down from his chair and begins to run toward the ki signature.]

G-Gohan-!

[Voice] /ASSISTS

[saiyanfriedrice]

[Goten's voice coming out of the little machine makes Gohan grip it tighter. He's kinda surprised he hasn't accidentally crushed it.]

Goten?!

[A little mental pause, and -- there. He recognizes Goten's ki signature. Has it burned into his mind, you could say. He's immediately moving towards it.]

They got you too, oh no - I'll be there in a second, hold on!

[Actually, it takes him more like a minute, because he doesn't understand the layout and he's moving a little slower, but he gets there soon enough.

Hi Goten, your brother is dressed in his fashion disaster.]

[Commentlog]

[littlelegend]

[That's fine because Goten thinks that fashion disaster is the COOLEST UNIFORM EVER MADE.

He throws himself at Gohan's legs and clings, so excited he jumps up and down even as he hangs onto the bottom hem of his hideous dress-tunic thingy.]

Gohan Gohan GohanGohanGohangohangohangohangohan!

[Commentlog] aaaah /worries about characterization forever

[saiyanfriedrice]

[Almost the moment that Goten latches onto the tunic, Gohan scoops him up into a hug, not caring if this constitutes a failure to maintain his identity.]

Goten!

[HUUUG.]

They got you too, little buddy?

[ntjstapwn]

...Saiya...man?

[saiyanfriedrice]

I am the

GREAT SAIYAMAN!

[He is posing. You can't see it.]

[ntjstapwn]

*Wot*

So...you're some sort of superhero?

*No, really, wot?*

[saiyanfriedrice]

Not exactly! More like a concerned citizen with the power to protect!

[Emphasis! Everything!]

[audio]

[noturmother]

Who are you calling cowards?

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[saiyanfriedrice]

My kidnappers! They aren't showing their faces to fight me like a real man!

[l33tshushuhero]

I agree entirely with you here! Someone needs to show the cowards the power of real warriors--!!

... wait, what's a Saiyoman?

[saiyanfriedrice]

The Great Saiyaman is me! Protector of the innocent and righter of wrongs!

[l33tshushuhero]

[You know what man. You're Grovy's type of guy.]

A hero, then! Ha ha, I'm glad to see another fellow fighter of justice on board! My name is Sir Sadlygrove Percedal, Great Saiyoman! I am a knight of the Order of the Guardians of the Shushu! Pleased to meet you!

[saiyanfriedrice]

[Gohan is really a pacifist, but he has a role here.]

It is good to meet you too, Sir Sadlygrove! Truly, with our combined power - [Good god Gohan needs to check your ki signature] - these dastardly villains will stand no chance!

...

Pardon my confusion, but what is a Guardian of the Shushu!

[sprayemnslayem]

Are you fucking serious?

[saiyanfriedrice]

[YOU CURSED.]

Darn right I'm serious, citizen!

[sprayemnslayem]

[Yeah yeah go tell on him pansy ass.]

Don't think they're gonna come out just cause you told them too.

[saiyanfriedrice]

And why wouldn't they? They're cowards, of course - I'll find them myself!