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"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:08 P.M.]: ~ Katie is good..... Or is that.....GOD?
Sakadora [9:09 P.M.]: Hehehehe.
Sakadora [9:09 P.M.]: Katie is aphrodite!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:09 P.M.]: We should do YOU!
Sakadora [9:09 P.M.]: ME?!
Sakadora [9:09 P.M.]: Uh oh!
Sakadora [9:10 P.M.]: It'll be like
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:10 P.M.]: Kendra is hired!
Sakadora [9:10 P.M.]: "Kendra is a gelatinous pile of goo"
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:10 P.M.]: The name "Kendra" is not an acronym, it was chosen because it's a nice name.
Sakadora [9:10 P.M.]: That's from the Apprentice!
Sakadora [9:10 P.M.]: The first one.
Sakadora [9:10 P.M.]: Ooh.
Sakadora [9:10 P.M.]: Kendra is not an acronym?
Sakadora [9:10 P.M.]: Aww.
Sakadora [9:10 P.M.]: I like acronyms.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:10 P.M.]: Of the 13 homemade talking frames that I have in the shrine Kendra is one of ...
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:11 P.M.]: What?
Sakadora [9:11 P.M.]: Talking frames? O_o
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:11 P.M.]: Kendra is a
miracle
Sakadora [9:11 P.M.]: Wooo!!!!!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:11 P.M.]: Kendra is an astonishing, young fiddler from Antigonish, Nova Scotia.
Sakadora [9:12 P.M.]: That would rock.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:12 P.M.]: Kendra is the queen of procrastination
Sakadora [9:12 P.M.]: IT's true!
Sakadora [9:12 P.M.]: I am.
Sakadora [9:12 P.M.]: I shall compose a list of the best ones and post them!
Sakadora [9:12 P.M.]: Mwahahaha!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:12 P.M.]: Woo!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:12 P.M.]: The kendra
is slowly becoming a center to provide training in multiple vocations.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:12 P.M.]: Kendra is heartworm negative, has been spayed and is microchipped.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:13 P.M.]: You're spayed, too!
Sakadora [9:13 P.M.]: Yay!
Sakadora [9:13 P.M.]: We're so infertile!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:13 P.M.]: o_o
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:13 P.M.]: Kendra is flying under the radar so far, except for her boardroom
Sakadora [9:13 P.M.]: Hmm. Boardroom ,eh?
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:14 P.M.]: Yep.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:14 P.M.]: Kendra is my workout idol!
Sakadora [9:14 P.M.]: XD
Sakadora [9:14 P.M.]: They must love sitting.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:14 P.M.]: Kendra is an innovator and her famous BBQ sauce is a "kick it up a notch" low-fat
tantilizier!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:14 P.M.]: Yep.
Sakadora [9:14 P.M.]: I made barbeque sauce once.
Sakadora [9:14 P.M.]: It was yummy.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:15 P.M.]: Kendra is no where to be found.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:15 P.M.]: =o
Sakadora [9:15 P.M.]: OMIGOSH
Sakadora [9:15 P.M.]: WHERE DID I GO?
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:15 P.M.]: I don't know!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:15 P.M.]: Kendra is located at the heart of Chennai city.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:16 P.M.]: Kendra is reading The Real Mother Goose and choosing her favorite rhymes to write
from dictation.
Sakadora [9:16 P.M.]: I like Peter, Peter the best.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:16 P.M.]: Kendra is a shapely black teenage woman with long, ...
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:16 P.M.]: Kendra is a martial artist with slightly enhanced strength and speed.
Sakadora [9:16 P.M.]: SWEET!
Sakadora [9:17 P.M.]: I don't even need to take karate!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:17 P.M.]: Woo!
Sakadora [9:17 P.M.]: Kendra is lovely to look at.
Sakadora [9:17 P.M.]: Yay!
Sakadora [9:17 P.M.]: Kendra is 4 years old.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:17 P.M.]: Kendra is the best typist, but Ken is great with the mouse.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:17 P.M.]: Kendra is not bothered by destroyed buildings and rubble.
Sakadora [9:17 P.M.]: Kendra is concerned about the water: is it sanitary, why is it pink, ...
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:18 P.M.]: Kendra is a valuable asset to our community.
Sakadora [9:18 P.M.]: I would think most people are confused about pink water.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:18 P.M.]: Why IS it pink?
Sakadora [9:18 P.M.]: lol
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:18 P.M.]: Kendra is a simple 3D paint system
Sakadora [9:18 P.M.]: YES!
Sakadora [9:18 P.M.]: That's so fitting!
Sakadora [9:19 P.M.]: =D
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:19 P.M.]: Kendra is upset because
Carter fought the villain inside her apartment as opposed to out on the street
Sakadora [9:19 P.M.]: Carter, you jerk.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:19 P.M.]: I mean Carter's blood is strewn across the floor, and Kendra is upset because Carter fought the villain inside her apartment as opposed to out on the street
Sakadora [9:19 P.M.]: That was a new carpet.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:19 P.M.]: That's the whole thing.
Sakadora [9:19 P.M.]: Hahaha.
Sakadora [9:19 P.M.]: What a witch.
Sakadora [9:19 P.M.]: Unfortunately the detective believes Kendra is guilty of the murder. ... Kendra is determined to find the killer, but will she survive? ...
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:20 P.M.]: Kendra is an incredible and awesome role model!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:20 P.M.]: Indeed.
Sakadora [9:20 P.M.]: Yay!
Sakadora [9:20 P.M.]: That one is definitely going on the list.
Sakadora [9:20 P.M.]: Kendra is this beautiful girl who to me came out of no where, just jumped right in ...
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:20 P.M.]: Kendra is all excited about “bedazzling” her own shirt.
Sakadora [9:20 P.M.]: Oooh.
Sakadora [9:20 P.M.]: I did that once.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:20 P.M.]: Bling@
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:20 P.M.]: !
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:21 P.M.]: Kendra is girlfriend number three.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:21 P.M.]: Kendra is a bit of a tomboy because she likes to play sports.
Sakadora [9:21 P.M.]: Darn.
Sakadora [9:21 P.M.]: I thought that said "spoons"
Sakadora [9:21 P.M.]: Kendra is the sole remaining reason for anyone to ever envy Hugh Hefner.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:21 P.M.]: Yes, that too.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:21 P.M.]: Kendra is a multi-faceted and emotionally torn individual.
Sakadora [9:21 P.M.]: Kendra is
definitely outstanding enough that as little as she does, compared to Jessica ...
Sakadora [9:22 P.M.]: Aww.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:22 P.M.]: Chester@
Sakadora [9:22 P.M.]: Yes!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:22 P.M.]: Jessibelle!
Sakadora [9:22 P.M.]: Bot of us!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:22 P.M.]: Kendra is currently working as a half-time teacher-librarian for the Peel
Sakadora [9:22 P.M.]: PEEL THE ORANGE!
Sakadora [9:22 P.M.]: Working with Kendra is "very exciting,"
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:22 P.M.]: O_o
Sakadora [9:23 P.M.]: Hehehe.
Sakadora [9:23 P.M.]: Kendra is
better known as the "Blonde Bomber",
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:23 P.M.]: ... smile and eyes that shine when she smiles Kendra is lovely to look at.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:23 P.M.]: BLONDE BOMBER!
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: I love that one.
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: YES
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: BECAUSE I AM BLONDE
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: AND A BOMBER
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:24 P.M.]: YES!
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: /BOMBSHELL
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:24 P.M.]: Kendra is concerned about the water: is it sanitary, why is it pink, ...
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: Yay!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:24 P.M.]: Oh, I found it.
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: Lol
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: I started on page 11.
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: Is that sad?
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: Lol
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: Kendra is a bratty little snot that has no clue how to run a major company.
Sakadora [9:24 P.M.]: =C
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:25 P.M.]: Kendra is concerned about the water: is it sanitary, why is it pink, is it bloody?
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:25 P.M.]: Aw.
Sakadora [9:25 P.M.]: Ewwww.
Sakadora [9:25 P.M.]: Blood.
Sakadora [9:25 P.M.]: I wouldn't drink that.
Sakadora [9:25 P.M.]: Kendra is definitely not my alter ego.
Sakadora [9:25 P.M.]: *shifty eyes*
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:25 P.M.]: o_o
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:25 P.M.]: Kendra is out of earshot
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:25 P.M.]: Kendra is captain of the school's varsity cheerleading squad
Sakadora [9:26 P.M.]: YES
Sakadora [9:26 P.M.]: This year's cheering will consist of "The sit", "the stand" and "the gentle nod"
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:26 P.M.]: Kendra is a UC employee who has divorced her husband, Roberto.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:26 P.M.]: Woo!
Sakadora [9:26 P.M.]: Roberto!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:27 P.M.]: Kendra is a district level Farm Science Center
Sakadora [9:27 P.M.]: Mooooo.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:27 P.M.]: Moo!
Sakadora [9:28 P.M.]: Kendra is so whiney and immature, I just can't tolerate her.
Sakadora [9:28 P.M.]: Bahh font changes.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:29 P.M.]: =o
Sakadora [9:29 P.M.]: Kendra is #1/5 $226.00 + shipping. Order me here.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:29 P.M.]: Kendra is like an undiscovered Cameron Diaz.
Sakadora [9:29 P.M.]: I am 'spensive.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:29 P.M.]: I was more!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:29 P.M.]: Kendra is ready to attack her
Sakadora [9:29 P.M.]: AWw.
Sakadora [9:30 P.M.]: Yes she is!
Sakadora [9:30 P.M.]: Saying that she's more 'spensive.
Sakadora [9:30 P.M.]: Humph.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:30 P.M.]: Except for when I was $10.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:30 P.M.]: And stolen.
Sakadora [9:30 P.M.]: True.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:30 P.M.]: Kendra is in your extended network
Sakadora [9:30 P.M.]: Kendra is coming along nicely.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:30 P.M.]: o_o
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:31 P.M.]: Kendra is a poor leader because she is interested in showing that she is right.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:32 P.M.]: Kendra is HOTTer than Tana.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:33 P.M.]: Kendra is the one who shouldn't be breeding
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:33 P.M.]: !!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:33 P.M.]: Kendra is an avid snowboarder and currently has an internship with the March of
Dimes.
Sakadora [9:34 P.M.]: Dimes.
Sakadora [9:34 P.M.]: I think I should be breeding.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:34 P.M.]: Nope.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:34 P.M.]: Kendra is actually enjoying her life now. Or she is until the day that she discovers the dead body of one of her human clients.
Sakadora [9:34 P.M.]: 30 breedings.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:34 P.M.]: o_o
Sakadora [9:35 P.M.]: Darn it. I HATE when I find my human clients dead.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:35 P.M.]: I know, right?
Sakadora [9:35 P.M.]: Kendra is approachable by foot, car or by taxis.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:36 P.M.]: Woo!
Sakadora [9:36 P.M.]: I have NO idea who Kendra is but I know who I want to be eventually.
Sakadora [9:36 P.M.]: Isn't that sweet?
Sakadora [9:36 P.M.]: Thanks to the JAWS series of movies, Kendra is afraid of sharks.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:36 P.M.]: I guess.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:37 P.M.]: Kendra is, of course, my new computer's name.
Sakadora [9:38 P.M.]: YAY!
Sakadora [9:38 P.M.]: Oh, that was a quote.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:38 P.M.]: It can be my computer's name too.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:39 P.M.]: *sticks a post-it note on the computer*
Sakadora [9:39 P.M.]: Yess!
Sakadora [9:39 P.M.]: I'm famous!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:39 P.M.]: Woo!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:40 P.M.]: Kendra is a hottie
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:40 P.M.]: Kendra is checking the back feet of her rabbit also called the hocks.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:41 P.M.]: Kendra is a dark and beautiful girl.
Sakadora [9:42 P.M.]: Thank you Katie.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:42 P.M.]: You're welcome?
Sakadora [9:42 P.M.]: Lol.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:43 P.M.]: Kendra is used to eating outside; we've tried to feed her in the laundry room, but she won't eat.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:43 P.M.]: Kendra is the cream of the crop!
Sakadora [9:44 P.M.]: Teehee!
Sakadora [9:44 P.M.]: You fed me in the laundry room? ;_;
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:44 P.M.]: Yep.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:45 P.M.]: You wouldn't eat, darn it!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:45 P.M.]: Kendra is a sable Shepherd that is an owner release.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:45 P.M.]: Kendra is doing those weird warm-up exercise thingies to get herself ready.
Sakadora [9:46 P.M.]: Ready for what?
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:46 P.M.]: I dunno.
Sakadora [9:46 P.M.]: I wanna see the exercises.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:47 P.M.]: The 1999 Reserve All-American milking yearling, Kendra is a large, powerful, long, and level doe.
Sakadora [9:48 P.M.]: A deer?
Sakadora [9:48 P.M.]: A female deer?
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:48 P.M.]: Nope, a goat.
Sakadora [9:49 P.M.]: QGr?
Sakadora [9:49 P.M.]: Erm.
Sakadora [9:49 P.M.]: That said What.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:49 P.M.]: ?
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:49 P.M.]: No
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:49 P.M.]: ?
Sakadora [9:49 P.M.]: Yes it did.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:49 P.M.]: Nope.
Sakadora [9:49 P.M.]: You're blind!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:51 P.M.]: Kendra is so beyond tired, it's pretty much
comatose.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:51 P.M.]: I gotta go.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:51 P.M.]: Night!
Sakadora [9:52 P.M.]: AWw
Sakadora [9:52 P.M.]: Bight Katie!!!!!!!!!
Sakadora [9:52 P.M.]: ...
Sakadora [9:52 P.M.]: NIGHT
Sakadora [9:52 P.M.]: I type no goodly.
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" [9:52 P.M.]: Click!
Sakadora [9:52 P.M.]: CLICK!
"Emo Elmo Elfo!" signed off at 9:53 P.M.
I was supposed to cut this down to just a list, but... I got lazy.