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So, then we'll be trapped in Wal-Mart. Great. But, at least there's stuff there that we can live off of: clothes, food, board games... Just imagine be stuck in like... a KB toys. Now, we might find it a bit fun at first, even if we're too old, but, we'll die of dehydration. I mean, we could eat the play-doh, and that'd be alright, but what's to drink? Nothing. The only liquid is in the bubble-blowers. We eat that and we die faster. But, it could be even worse. Imagine being locked up in an Electronics Boutique. I mean, we'd have to sit there, all day, those games at our fingertips, and not be able to play them.. ever! Plus the whole no food/water/bathroom issues, but we're mainly concentrating on those horribly taunting videogames! We'll go completely insane.
Katie: Oh? What's that newly released copy of Shadow the Hedgehog? You want me to play you? Of course I will! *sticks disc on a broom handle and starts pulling at the bristles at the bottom for controllers* Jump, Shadow! Shoot, shoot! Kill that mean Dr. Eggman!
Kendra: Katie, what are you doing?!?
Katie: Playin' Shadow's game.
Kendra: ...
Katie: Yes, Shadow! Bounce on him! That's the way!
Kendra: ...
Katie: Ahahahahahahaha! Victory is mine!
Kendra: ...Can I play?
Katie: You can use the X-box. *points to mop*
Kendra: Sweet.
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Guard: *Watching security tape* They've been like that for hours, sir.
EB President: My god.
Guard: Shouldn't we help them?
EB President: No. I'm afraid once they start playing DDR on the Windex, they're beyond help.
Katie: *On security tape* Ow! My eye! Since when has DDR teamed up with Punish Katie??
Kendra: *Also on security tape* Kratos knows when. Kratos knows everything. He's such a good boy. *pets desk* Gooood Kratty.
~FIN~