Acid Black Cherry - Bit Stupid
Irony My Honey ちょっと待ってくれ!今から来るの!?イヤと言えない
Quietly Evenly 振り返れば コンパのtake out 手招きしてる
Suddenly I'm sorry 「仕事になった」けれど子猫ちゃんはダダこねる
Stop! Make up! Hurry up!
うまく誤魔化し 帰らせたけどkissさえしてない
とりあえず部屋見渡して これからが時間との勝負
トイレの紙折るなよ!? プリクラ貼るなよ!?
長い髪も落ちてないし 香水の匂いも消したし
どんなもんだい! It's OK! 俺は完全犯罪さ!
つまり・・これは・・生物学的・・雄の生理的行動で・・
Don't you know? Understand? やっぱりこれじゃ言い訳にならない?
Don't worry Take it easy 「おかえりなさい」証拠も隠滅 痕跡もない
The lip stick OH! Boo! sit!
彼女んじゃない!?女神の裁きはハンパじゃない
ありったけの誠意と嘘を 丁寧に巧く並べて
たまに強さ見せて 開き直っちゃダメ
口数が多すぎたかな? すべてお見通しの顔で
どんな問題も解決!? 君は名探偵か!?
まさか・・これが・・遺伝子学的・・雌の第六感的直感!?
Unbelieve. I don't know. 時既に遅し 泣き落としも効かない?
誤魔化してる訳じゃなくて その場しのぎなんかじゃなくて
機嫌取りじゃなくて 一言だけ聞いて?
屁理屈ばかりだけれど ナンパなとこもあるけど
結局やっぱりとても 君が愛おしいんだよ
帰る場所は君だけだから そんなにムスッと怒らないで
たまによそ見するくらいなら 男だしちょっとくらいいいじゃない?
Don't you know? Understand? 生物学的 雄の生理的行動で・・
I love you. Please believe! 許してください まだ後二回くらい
Irony My Honey chotto matte kure! ima kara kuru no!? iya to ienai
Quietly Evenly furikaereba konpa no take out temaneki shiteru
Suddenly I'm sorry "shigoto ni natta" keredo koneko-chan wa dadakoneru
Stop! Make up! Hurry up!
umaku gomakashi kaeraseta kedo kiss sae shitenai
toriaezu heya miwatashi kore kara ga jikan to no shoubu
toire no kami oru na yo!? purikura haru na yo!?
nagai kami mo ochitenai shi kousui no nioi mo keshita shi
donna mondai! It's OK! ore wa kanzen hanzai sa!
tsumari・・kore wa・・seibutsugaku teki・・osu no seiriteki koudou de・・
Don't you know? Understand? yappari kore ja iiwake ni naranai?
Don't worry Take it easy "okaeri nasai" shouko mo inmetsu konseki mo nai
The lip stick OH! Boo! sit!
kanojo n'janai!? megami no sabaki wa hanpa janai
arittake no seii to uso o teinei ni umaku narabete
tama ni tsuyosa misete hirakinaoccha dame
kuchikazu ga oosugita ka na? subete omitoshi no kao de
donna mondai mo kaiketsu!? kimi wa meitantei ka!?
masaka・・kore ga・・idenshigaku teki・・mesu no dairokkan teki chokkan!?
Unbelieve. I don't know. toki sude ni ososhi nakiotoshi mo kikanai?
gomakashiteru wake janakute sono ba shinogi nanka janakute
kigentori janakute hitokoto dake kiite?
herikutsu bakari dakedo nanpa na toko mo aru kedo
kekkyoku yappari totemo kimi ga itoshii n'da yo
kaeru basho wa kimi dake dakara sonna ni musutto okoranaide
tama ni yosomi suru kurai nara otoko da shi chotto kurai ii janai?
Don't you know? Understand? seibutsugaku teki・・osu no seiriteki koudou de・・
I love you. Please believe! yurushite kudasai mada ato ni kai gurai.
Irony My Honey hang on a minute! you're gonna come over now!? I can't just say no
Quietly Evenly when I turn around my "take out" from that party is waving at me
Suddenly I'm sorry "something came up at work.." but the little kitten is being fussy*
Stop! Make up! Hurry up!
I'm great at keeping this on the low I sent her home, but she didn't even give me a kiss
for starters, a glance around the room from now on it's gonna be a battle against time
the toilet paper isn't bent weird, right!? there isn't any purikura stuck up, right!?
there's no long hair laying out anywhere and I've got the scent of perfume out
whatever problem there might be, It's OK! I've gotten away with the perfect crime!
so basically・・this is・・just a biological fact・・something guys instinctually do・・
Don't you know? Understand? ugh, just as I thought - that isn't much of an excuse, is it?
Don't worry Take it easy "welcome home" any evidence has been destroyed and there's not a trace left
The lip stick OH! Boo! sit!
it's her's, isn't it!? the goddess' judgement isn't faulting a thing
I had my full-hearted sincerity and lies all nicely laid out
Show me your strength sometimes don't just doubt me
but maybe I talked too much? with an expression implying you know exactly what's going on,
you can solve every problem just like that!? are you Sherlock Holmes or something!?
no way・・this must be・・something rooted in genetics・・the sixth sense and intuition of females!?
Unbelieve. I don't know. it's already too late crocodile tears aren't gonna get me anywhere?
it's not that I'm playing around it's not like this is just a temporary fix
it's not like I'm just trying to butter up to you just let me say one thing?
what I'm saying makes no sense, but so I have this part of me that plays around, but
when all's said and done, it's you that I want and care about
the one I come home to is only you, so don't sniff at me angrily
maybe if you could just look the other way sometimes I'm a guy after all - isn't just a little bit okay?
Don't you know? Understand? just a biological fact・・something guys instinctually do・・
I love you. Please believe! please forgive me maybe after two more times..
*this isn't printed in the lyrics, but in the background you can hear the girl he picked up and hurriedly kicked out going "マジー？！" - basically, "are you serious? wtf."
This song cracked me up too much to leave it alone.