Yes, ladies and gentlemen. 'Tis my birthday, a momentous occasion in which all the world may rejoice at our little planet having circled the sun once again. ^^
So are you gonna have a big cake, and fights, and lots of candy and dancing girls? When it's Ken-chan's birthday that's what he likes! Well...I like the cake and candy, he just likes the other stuff...Oh! He doesn't believe I have an army, so you gotta tell him, okay?
I think I'll have a quieter celebration than Ken-chan seems to enjoy. Perhaps only one dancing girl? But there would have to be cake and candy, else it wouldn't be a proper birthday!
I'll be sure to let him know that you're the head of the greatest army the world has ever known.
But of course there are tribal pants! What kind of fire-dance would it be without proper attire? I pity the clans who believe the fire gods won't care if they don't wear suitable ritual pants. Truly, look what happened to Pompeii!
Of course, shortly afterwards pants are completely unnecessary. Why, I'd even consider them a hinderance at that point!
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I'll be sure to let him know that you're the head of the greatest army the world has ever known.
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Of course, shortly afterwards pants are completely unnecessary. Why, I'd even consider them a hinderance at that point!
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