yet another mini-fic [follows the last one]
mira986 wanted a continuation of [ Not Your Birthday ] and here it is. I think? Only... 25 more pages of studying to go tonight, woooohooo! Edit: OMG, I'M OUT OF RED BULL! HALP!
Seriously?
by sakesushimaki
“Hu… hello?”
“You sound sexy. And a little trashed.”
“Br-ian? Oh my god, what are you doing here?!”
“What am I…? Seriously?”
“I thought you were gonna come in two w--“
“Are you going to let me come up or what?”
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“You gotta let me breathe at some point. You also gotta shower. And brush your teeth. Twice.”
“Shit, I’m sorry.”
“So, sleep well, did you?”
“I don’t know. I think I was pretty drunk last night.”
“You were. Jesus, will we ever get that confetti out of your hair?”
“How do you even… what’s in there?”
“Coffee, aspirin, cookies.”
“Cookies?”
“Yep.”
“But… why? Explain slowly, please.”
“Let me show you.”
“…What is watching you eat a cookie going to explain exactly? Oh my god, I didn’t tell you about that, did I?”
“Uh-huh. And we’re going to re-enact your ridiculous fantasy. Right after you puke, shower and brush your teeth.”
“I don’t need to p--“
“I’ve seen that look. You’re going to have to puke in 6… 5… 4… 3… …I’ll wait out here, Sunshine!”
Seriously?
by sakesushimaki
“Hu… hello?”
“You sound sexy. And a little trashed.”
“Br-ian? Oh my god, what are you doing here?!”
“What am I…? Seriously?”
“I thought you were gonna come in two w--“
“Are you going to let me come up or what?”
+
“You gotta let me breathe at some point. You also gotta shower. And brush your teeth. Twice.”
“Shit, I’m sorry.”
“So, sleep well, did you?”
“I don’t know. I think I was pretty drunk last night.”
“You were. Jesus, will we ever get that confetti out of your hair?”
“How do you even… what’s in there?”
“Coffee, aspirin, cookies.”
“Cookies?”
“Yep.”
“But… why? Explain slowly, please.”
“Let me show you.”
“…What is watching you eat a cookie going to explain exactly? Oh my god, I didn’t tell you about that, did I?”
“Uh-huh. And we’re going to re-enact your ridiculous fantasy. Right after you puke, shower and brush your teeth.”
“I don’t need to p--“
“I’ve seen that look. You’re going to have to puke in 6… 5… 4… 3… …I’ll wait out here, Sunshine!”